A contestant on last night's episode of Wheel Of Fortune professed her love for Chicago sports, namely the Bulls and Bears. She is, to a lesser extent, also a fan of the White Sox rather than the Cubs. This pleases Pat Sajak, who is just as confused by the new mascot as the rest of us.
Sajak: Have you seen the new Cub mascot?
Contestant: No, I'm actually a Sox fan.
Sajak: Oh OK, then you wouldn't. If you see the mascot, you'll really be a Sox fan. OK, let's get ready for another toss up, this one is worth $2,000—and he doesn't wear pants! It makes no sense!
No, it doesn't. It makes no sense at all.