Super Bowl 51 will be in Houston on Feb. 5, 2017, and today, the city’s Super Bowl committee unveiled its mascot. His name is TD, and he’s a football dressed up in a football uniform. He also has a smile, I think. It could be a misplaced lace.
TD “filled out” a brief bio. Look at his responses:
Football, Houston’s Food Scene, and the Arts
Typical shill. There’s more:
Fuck you, that’s not a job. Grow up, TD.
Photo via @HouSuperBowl
H/t to Patrick
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