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				<A href="http://www.csnchicago.com/08/15/11/bfont-color&mdash;blueCSN-EXCLUSIVEfontb-Big-/landing_cubs_loud3r.html?blockID=549232&feedID=661">CSN Chicago reports</a> that Zambrano&mdash;whom the <a href="http://archive.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/cubs-waiting-for-decision-on-zambrano-suspension.html">Cubs suspended for 30 days</a>, due to a big ol' meltdown&mdash;received text messages of support from Guillen and Sosa.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5831094/dont-worry-carlos-zambrano-ozzie-guillen-and-white-sammy-sosa-have-your-back" title="Click here to read more about Don't Worry, Carlos Zambrano: Ozzie Guillen And White Sammy Sosa Have Your Back">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's A Picture Of Sammy Sosa's Twins]]></title>
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				 Tipster Derek S. sends in this bit of photographic proof that "the White Sammy Sosa is at the Heat/Celtics game today." He seems to be right.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5797494/heres-a-picture-of-sammy-sosas-twins" title="Click here to read more about Here's A Picture Of Sammy Sosa's Twins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 May 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sammy Sosa Blasts Chicago, Is Totally Blameless Himself]]></title>
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				Sosa gives his first big interview in years, and perfectly (if inadvertently) sums up the legacy of the steroid era: <em>"My numbers don't lie...Those numbers are going to stay there forever."</em> [<a href="http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/September-2010/Sammy-Sosa-Cubs-Threw-Me-into-the-FIre/index.php?cparticle=1&siarticle=0#artanc">Chicago Magazine</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5619587/sammy-sosa-blasts-chicago-is-totally-blameless-himself" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Blasts Chicago, Is Totally Blameless Himself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Aug 2010 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Clearly, I haven't been to any transcendent sporting events live in the last 10 years, and thankfully, that's not true of some of our lurking commenters. <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/iwasthere">Join the party!</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5434347/they-were-there-too" title="Click here to read more about They Were There, Too">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chicago Tribune Deploys Troop Of Writers To Rip On Sosa's New Face]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sammysosa" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sammysosa" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sammysosa/">Sammy Sosa</a>'s new face has caused quite an international stir, but no more so than Chicago, specifically, the <em>Chicago Tribune</em> which did three different stories about Sosa's "cabeza blanca" that's captivated the nation.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5403521/chicago-tribune-deploys-troop-of-writers-to-rip-on-sosas-new-face" title="Click here to read more about Chicago Tribune Deploys Troop Of Writers To Rip On Sosa's New Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The formerly dark-skinned Sosa <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4642952">spoke out about his ghostly new look</a> and he would like to let everyone know that he's not dying or anything: "It's a bleaching cream," he said.  You don't say.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5402407/sammy-sosa-doesnt-see-why-people-are-so-terrified-by-his-appearance" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Doesn't See Why People Are So Terrified By His Appearance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Sammy Sosa is not hoping to star in the White Chicks sequel. It is not some kind of alleged side affect from any alleged substances he allegedly may have put in his body. He just wants to be beautiful!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5399868/sammy-sosa-would-like-to-clear-up-some-things-about-his-skin" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Would Like To Clear Up Some Things About His Skin">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I have no idea what strange transformation Mr. Sosa is going through, but it's obvious that, yes, <a href="http://winstonwolfe.tumblr.com/post/235287054/wow-wow-wowwowowowow-this-is-an-undoctored">something is seriously</a> <a href="http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/2009/11/pictures-sammy-sosa-white-altered-appearance/">messed up with Slammin' Sammy's pigmentation</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5399166/sammy-sosa-re+emerges-as-shiny+suited-latino-zombie" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Re-emerges As Shiny-Suited Latino Zombie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:09:10 EST]]></pubDate>
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				If you are currently in the Hall of Fame and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5296729/wade-boggs-does-not-like-steroids-in-his-apple-pie">anywhere near a microphone</a>, please state your preference on whether "steroid era" players deserve plaques like yours. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RYNE SANDBERG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RYNE SANDBERG" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/ryne-sandberg/">Ryne Sandberg</a> is the latest to go on record with a "no."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5302006/ryne-sandberg-joins-wade-boggs-in-the-stay-out-of-our-club-brigade" title="Click here to read more about Ryne Sandberg Joins Wade Boggs In The "Stay Out Of Our Club" Brigade">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In 1998, the AP's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEVE WILSTEIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STEVE WILSTEIN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/steve-wilstein/">Steve Wilstein</a> spotted a bottle of legal supplements in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARK MCGWIRE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARK MCGWIRE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mark-mcgwire/">Mark McGwire</a>'s locker. A decade of stupidity and <em>Reefer Madness</em> hysteria ensued, the Bill of Rights died a little, and now people think Wilstein belongs in Cooperstown.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5295249/journalist-who-bravely-uncovered-mcgwires-perfectly-legal-over+the+counter-drug-use-up-for-hof-award" title="Click here to read more about Journalist Who Bravely Uncovered McGwire's (Perfectly Legal, Over-The-Counter) Drug Use Up For HOF Award">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"I don't know whether this story is accurate or not.... people are gonna have to make their own judgments in the future.... Are they accurate? I don't know. You all will have to make that judgment." [<a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/2009/06/17/bud-selig-on-the-leaked-report-that-sammy-sosa-took-steroids/">Sports Radio Interviews</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5294345/bud-seligs-sosa-strategy-plead-ignorance-then-change-the-subject" title="Click here to read more about Bud Selig's Sosa Strategy: Plead Ignorance, Then Change The Subject">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Cubs combustible manager remained calm, but plead ignorant, to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMMY SOSA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMMY SOSA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sammy-sosa/">Sammy Sosa</a>'s steroid use. And the reefer. [<a href="http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/classic-mlb-quotes-featuring-lou-piniella/">The Fightins</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5293749/lou-piniella-doesnt-know-about-this-whole-steroid-thing-the-kids-are-doing-these-days" title="Click here to read more about Lou Piniella Doesn't Know About This Whole Steroid Thing The Kids Are Doing These Days...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMMY SOSA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMMY SOSA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sammy-sosa/">Sammy Sosa</a> was among the players who tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, <em>The New York Times</em> is reporting, a revelation that means nothing whatsoever unless you care about Sosa's Hall of Fame chances or the Fourth Amendment.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5292988/sammy-sosa-reportedly-tested-positive-for-peds-in-03-whatever" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Reportedly Tested Positive For PEDs In '03. Whatever.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sammy Sosa is now 40 years old. And despite hitting a serviceable 21 homers and 92 RBI in limited action in 2007, he didn't play last year, and he probably won't play in 2009, either. Especially when he thinks that teams should be chasing <em>him</em>. These are the misunderstandings that occur when times get tough and you're forced to lay off your translator.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5118405/sammy-sosa-does-not-come-to-you-for-a-contract-offer" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Does Not Come To You For A Contract Offer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Ken Griffey Jr. wasn't able to hit his 600th homer yesterday, depriving the Great American Ballpark fans from the opportunity to see the milestone. (And then see Griffey get traded.) The Reds now take off on an eight-game road trip, and you'd have to think Griffey's gonna hit at least one over those eight games. And that would make him the fourth ever player to hit 600 homers. Wait ... fourth? Well, <a href="http://newengland.comcastsportsnet.com/wickedgoodsports/red-sox/as-griffey-approaches-600-mlb-whitewashes-history/">according  to MLB</A>, yep.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5012214/mlbtv-ignores-the-existence-of-barry-bonds-and-sammy-sosa" title="Click here to read more about MLB.tv Ignores The Existence Of Barry Bonds And Sammy Sosa">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Not that any of you were wondering, but this is clearly why Sammy Sosa came back after "retiring:" He gets to make this ridiculous face in front of a stadium full of fans who still aren't quite sure what to think of him.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/270926/come-celebrate-an-old-mans-victory-lap" title="Click here to read more about Come Celebrate An Old Man's Victory Lap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As the last smidgen of interleague play fades from our consciousness &mdash; and we'll never forget that magical June of 2007! &mdash; we lament, for a moment, that tonight's Rangers-Cubs game will be played in Arlington rather than at Wrigley. We would love to see how Sammy Sosa's <a href="http://www.cobrabrigade.com/2007/06/and_we_meet_again_1.php">homecoming to the Friendly Confines</A> would have went.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/270244/baseball-remains-very-good-to-sammy-sosa" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Remains Very Good To Sammy Sosa">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				&#8226; MLB.  Rangers 7, Reds 6.  Sammy Sosa's 599th home run dramatically lifts the Rangers to just 17 games under .500.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/269482/about-last-night" title="Click here to read more about About Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We just stumbled across this old video for Sammy Sosa's High Heat, a 2001 video game that's "so reeeeeeal." In light of Sosa's recent resurgence, and his gallop toward his 600th homer, we thought you might find it amusing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/263260/sammy-sosa-back-before-everybody-hated-him" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa, Back Before Everybody Hated Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 May 2007 15:45:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Notes on a day in baseball:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/261192/the-e+ticket-ride-that-is-rangers+devil-rays" title="Click here to read more about The E-Ticket Ride That Is Rangers-Devil Rays">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 May 2007 10:15:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Poor George Mitchell. Most people thought his steroids investigation into baseball was doomed more than a year ago, when it began, because if you don't have to talk to a guy like that, why would you? What, <EM>this guy</eM>'s gonna bust this wide open? George Mitchell is a respected public figure, but, you know, not exactly <EM>urgent</eM> about this whole thing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/258952/look-another-steroids-story" title="Click here to read more about Look, Another Steroids Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 May 2007 13:15:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Among the worthless &mdash; but muscular! &mdash; heap of relics from the 1998 Mark McGwire-Sammy Sosa home run chase? The priceless <a href="http://culturallearnings.blogspot.com/2007/03/say-it-aint-sosa.html"><EM>Slammin' Sammy: The Sammy Sosa Story</eM></A>, an animated "feature" about Sammy Sosa and "how a hero became a legend." 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/243803/looking-back-at-sosas-halcyon-days-of-yesteryear" title="Click here to read more about Looking Back At Sosa's Halcyon Days Of Yesteryear">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:00:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's official, folks, if you can handle it: Sammy Sosa and the Texas Rangers <a href="http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070129&content_id=1789147&vkey=news_tex&fext=.jsp&c_id=tex">have agreed on a deal</A>. Sosa will receive $500,000 on a one-year contract and will be invited to make the team out of Spring Training. It's good to see that the new Rangers manager Ron Washington is attempting to be realistic about the signing.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/232441/albert-belle-still-available" title="Click here to read more about Albert Belle, Still Available">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:30:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Wednesday, we told you about how a Japanese team was close to <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/sammy-sosasan-could-rack-up-the-yen-227668.php">signing Sammy Sosa</A>, forcing him to pretend not to be able to speak Japanese. Well, it turns out that the Japanese <a href="http://www.japanbaseballdaily.com/">have had a change of heart</A>, thanks mostly to trans fatty acids.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/228317/sammy-sosa-is-too-fat-for-japan" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa Is Too Fat For Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:00:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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				While his old "pal" Mark McGwire is battered about on every cable channel, Sammy Sosa continues to cast about to find somewhere to peddle his wares. With the major leagues, uh, <eM>unlikely</eM>, it is only natural that he would look eastbound. And he might have <A href="http://grg51.typepad.com/steroid_nation/2007/01/sluggin_sammy_s.html">found himself a winner</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/227668/sammy-sosa+san-could-rack-up-the-yen" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa-San Could Rack Up The Yen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:15:20 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In case you thought Sammy Sosa was out of baseball for good, and you were really broken up about that, well, there's hope. Sosa told a radio station in the Dominican Republic on Wednesday that he is not retired, and would resume his major-league career for the right offer. That, according to ESPN.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/188629/sammy-and-the-cubs-together-again" title="Click here to read more about Sammy And The Cubs, Together Again?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:45:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://sportszilla.blogspot.com/2006/06/redacted.html">Everyone's guessing</A> about who the blacked-out names in the <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/pdfs/060706grimsley.pdf">Jason Grimsley report</A> are, and it has been a fun parlor game so far. But we all knew eventually the names would get out. And we've been digging around ... and some sources have given us some names. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/179400/so--weve-got-some-affidavit-names" title="Click here to read more about So ... We've Got Some Affidavit Names">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:40:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The sad but ultimately fitting saga of Sammy Sosa appears very near its close. Sosa, who hadn't received a single offer all offseason, finally was tossed a $500K, non-guaranteeed deal from the Washington Nationals, who actually didn't have a position for him to play. And now it appears <a href="http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/013012.php">he doesn't want it</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/154390/sammy-sosas-dramatic-plummet" title="Click here to read more about Sammy Sosa's Dramatic Plummet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:45:32 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today's final <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/nba/athlete-runins-a-preoccupied-allen-iverson-141276.php">athlete run-in story</a> is about the late, great Sammy Sosa. Wait, Sammy Sosa isn't dead, you say? Well, you could of fooled us; the guy is a couple of tattoes and a miniskirt away from Rodman country. (Yesterday he begged baseball media to pay attention to him by saying he's going to sign with a <a href="http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cs-0512050139dec05,1,5147357.story?coll=cs-baseball-print">"surprise team."</a>) Anyway, this story comes to us from Charlie in Alabama, from back when Sammy was beloved, a nice fan-friendly fellow and, of course, totally not on steroids.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/141350/athlete-run+in-sammy-sosa-way-back-when" title="Click here to read more about Athlete Run-In: Sammy Sosa, Way Back When">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Like most people, we watched last spring's and summer's steroid hearings with many healthy dollops of amusement; it was alternately:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/127766/set-tivos-to-c+span" title="Click here to read more about Set Tivos To C-SPAN!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Having exhausted <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/congress-leaves-no-steroid-unturned-126480.php">the bottomless well of information that is Jorge Piedra</a>, Congress is now investigating <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-sp.palmeiro22sep22,1,2407897.story?coll=bal-sports-baseball">whether a teammate might have provided Orioles mustachio Rafael Palmeiro with steroids</a>. Supposedly, Palmeiro said in closed-door testimony that he was given the substance by a fellow Oriole "by accident," and that he actually named the player.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/126978/raffys-mystery-roiding-buddy" title="Click here to read more about Raffy's Mystery Roiding Buddy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It would be safe to say that it has been a difficult year for Orioles outfielder Sammy Sosa. He had that somewhat inexplicable testimony before Congress, where he apparently forgot that he knew how to speak English quite well. The Cubs ran him out of town, and he showed up in Baltimore just in time to have a horrific season and receive nothing but boos. How bad has it gotten now? The hot rumor is that Sosa <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/cubs/cst-spt-kiley05.html">only option for next year will be to play in Japan</A>, the only country where he's still popular. There, he could make about $3 million a year; here, he could be lucky to land a minor-league contract. We would say something like "my, how the mighty have fallen," but we feel like the best word here is probably "deflate."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/123953/sayonara-sammy" title="Click here to read more about Sayonara, Sammy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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