North Carolina dominated NC State last night, which has become something of a theme. The Wolfpack haven't beaten their I-40 rivals since 2007, so for fan favorite Scott Wood, that's tantamount to never.

"How frustrating is it to have never beaten North Carolina?" a reporter asked Wood after the game. That's a close cousin to those awful "how does it feel" questions, which only deserve your scorn. But Wood fired back with "I don't know. Has your wife ever cheated on you?"

Deathly pause.

"That's probably about how frustrating it is."

And, scene.

Scott Wood to reporter: "Has your wife ever cheated on you?" [WRAL]