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Where Not To Go This Vacation Season

Where Not To Go This Vacation SeasonSeaWorld has two pregnant Orcas; both carrying the children of Tilikum, who put the killer in Killer Whale.

Of course that's not why PETA is protesting the pregnancies; they could care less about human safety. They're just against dolphin puppy mills, or something. They need to go back to getting women to pose nude to protest fur. Not all women, lady in the picture.

2 pregnant orcas spark PETA protest outside SeaWorld Orlando [Orlando Sentinel]

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Okay, that'll do it. Remember, Crashtern will be around periodically tomorrow. Be good, everyone.

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