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    Greatest Minor League Promotion Ever Ruined By Wrath Of Tebow

    The Fort Myers Miracle planned to pay homage to that miracle-maker Tim Tebow tonight, but what happened instead? Try an approaching tornado, an aborted circumcision, and a cease-and-desist letter from UF. God does not take kindly to your mockery. More »
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    Spotted: Bud Selig At An Independent League Game In Chico

    There were fireworks last night at Nettleton Stadium in Chico, Calif., and in the end, that's what it was all about. The independent league baseball game before the fireworks was just the opener, and there was certainly no encore. More »
    05/30/09
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    Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger

    The official unveiling of the West Michigan Whitecaps' immense 5,000-calorie Fifth Third Burger on Thursday stirred up a variety of emotions, but the following quote is by far my favorite: More »
    04/10/09
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    If You've Eaten A Four-Pound Burger, Of Course You'll Need A Giant Plunger

    Still grappling with the media frenzy over its monstrous 5,000-calorie burger, the West Michigan Whitecaps, masters of the metaphor, have installed a giant plunger in the outfield that squirts water on fans. More »
    04/03/09
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    Minor League Team Invites You To Watch A Game FROM A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

    If your lifelong dream has been to watch a minor league baseball game from a 1978 GMC van parked just beyond the outfield near a major river, then you're in luck, my fat motivational-speaking friend. More »
    03/31/09
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    Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia

    As is befitting a team with a mascot named Thunder, the Lake Elsinore Storm (Class A, California League) is giving out free samples of Subtle Butt anti-fart shields at their weekly all-you-can-eat Tuesday home games. More »
    03/26/09
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    Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer

    What minor league baseball team dares to feed your kids for free at every 2009 home game? The Lakewood BlueClaws. Take that, stupid economy. More »
    02/18/09
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    Mets Welcome Redundant, Gramatically Questionable Triple-A Team

    The New York Mets' Triple-A affiliate is now located in Buffalo, where it had been previously associated with the Cleveland Indians. But, I thought the plural of Bison was Bison? [New York Daily News]
    12/17/08
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    If A Game Lasts Longer Than Four Hours, Please Consult Your Doctor

    A reader writes: "Hey guys, So I hate to have to play the "penis" card here, but somebody down in North Carolina needs to be admonished for selecting a logo with some very Freudian undertones." More »
    12/09/08
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  • #tommytuberville

    Do Not Mess With An Auburn Coach's Wife

    Tommy Tuberville "resigned" yesterday as the head coach at Auburn University. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell his assistants, who were out on the road recruiting, completely unaware that they no longer had jobs. As you can imagine, their families are not too happy about that, so a couple of assistant's wives did what anyone would do in that situation—call a sports talk radio show. More »
    12/04/08
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