Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?

Long Island Booze Baron Martin Silver is riding to the rescue to buy the New York Mets, whom he's sure are broke, so that they "don't fall into the wrong hands." Like, with someone who doesn't taunt people with poultry?

5:45 PM on Tue Dec 16 2008, by Rick Chandler, 5,481 views, 34 comments
http://deadspin.com/5111782/mets-to-be-rescued-by-the-power-of-booze-and-mr-celery

Which Movie Star Has A 'Limp Noodle' Problem In The Bedroom?

Yesterday you guys thought that the actor who got brutally rebuffed whilst trying to chat up a dame was Shia LaBeouf. I guess that lady saved herself from being brutally LaBeouf'd! Anyway, today we have a rapper with a very strict health food...

10:08 AM on Wed Nov 12 2008, by Richard Lawson, 14,842 views, 44 comments
http://gawker.com/5084219/which-movie-star-has-a-limp-noodle-problem-in-the-bedroom

Finally, A Pro Baseball Team With Glow-In-The-Dark Caps

How many times have you asked yourself, 'Why can't I see my favorite baseball cap logo when the lights are out?' (If you're like me, plenty). Well, if your favorite team is the Casper Ghosts of the Pioneer Rookie League, then you don't have that...

2:20 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008, by rickchand, 7,238 views, 49 comments
http://deadspin.com/383464/finally-a-pro-baseball-team-with-glow+in+the+dark-caps

Winning Ugly. So Very, Very Ugly

The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who scraped out his eyes with a spoon after watching the Rockets' 20th consecutive win. Fortunately, the government immediately replaced them with bionic implants, but now they expect him to fight crime....

10:40 AM on Thu Mar 13 2008, by Basketbawful, 9,013 views, 25 comments
http://deadspin.com/367339/winning-ugly-so-very-very-ugly

Team with the most vegetarian-friendly ballpark in all of the major leagues? No. No. That is also wrong. It's the Phillies! [Phillies.com]

2:50 PM on Thu Aug 16 2007, by rickchand, 706 views, 18 comments
http://deadspin.com/290108/

Kick Satan Out Of Your Life With The Help Of The Indianapolis Indians

What's coming up in the world of minor league baseball ... we proudly present you with Rick Chandler's Minor Enterprise!

1:30 PM on Fri Jun 1 2007, by rickchand, 2,516 views, 90 comments
http://deadspin.com/265080/kick-satan-out-of-your-life-with-the-help-of-the-indianapolis-indians

Shane Victorino And His Skirt Can Be On Your Dashboard

Pity poor Shane Victorino. The Phillies outfielder/journeyman is being honored with his own figurine at a Phillies game on June 3, which has to be a thrill for any major league baseball player. (It was certainly a thrill for Mr. Celery!) Why Shane...

4:45 PM on Wed May 23 2007, by Leitch, 3,138 views, 66 comments
http://deadspin.com/262887/shane-victorino-and-his-skirt-can-be-on-your-dashboard

Thirsty Thursday Is Really All About The Kids

What's coming up in the world of minor league baseball ... we proudly present you with Rick Chandler's Minor Enterprise!

2:30 PM on Fri May 18 2007, by rickchand, 706 views, 54 comments
http://deadspin.com/261514/thirsty-thursday-is-really-all-about-the-kids

Blue Jays, You've Done It Again

What's coming up in the world of minor league baseball ... we proudly give you Rick Chandler's Minor Enterprise!

2:30 PM on Fri May 11 2007, by rickchand, 1,270 views, 39 comments
http://deadspin.com/259601/blue-jays-youve-done-it-again

Please Heed These Tips For A Safe And Fun Halloween

This is for all of you Halloween revelers who are planning on being clever tomorrow night and dress up like Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. And you know who you are. We see you with the Paul Hogan hat and the toy sting ray and the too-tight...

2:45 PM on Mon Oct 30 2006, by rickchand, 4,238 views, 57 comments
http://deadspin.com/210942/please-heed-these-tips-for-a-safe-and-fun-halloween