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			<title><![CDATA[Sergio Garcia Didn't Need That Club Anyway]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1772 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1772 --> Spanish golfer Sergio Garcia responded to a lousy start at the Thailand Golf Championship today by chucking his 4-iron into a pond near the par 3 eighth hole during the tournament's opening round.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5868627/sergio-garcia-didnt-need-that-club-anyway" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia Didn't Need That Club Anyway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:10:22 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!]]></title>
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				 <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SERGIO GARCIA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SERGIO GARCIA" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sergio-garcia/">Sergio Garcia</a> is the third-ranked golfer in the world, but he finished 38th out of 50 at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MASTERS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MASTERS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/the-masters/">The Masters</a>. Why? Because Augusta National stinks!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5210198/sergio-garcia-says-golf-is-hard" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:45:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 TaylorMade and Golfsmith.com will refund the cost of your driver if <em>El Nino</em> wins at Augusta. They will also buy you a house if John Daly is ever elected Senator.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5179355/taylormade-offers-worlds-safest-promotion" title="Click here to read more about TaylorMade Offers World's Safest Promotion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:55:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oh, Sergio...]]></title>
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				Padraig Harrington had just given Sergio Garcia the lead in the PGA Championship with just four holes to play when he bogeyed number 14 at Oakland Hills. It took exactly two holes for Garcia to return the favor in kind when he inexplicably went after the tightest pin on the golf course with his approach into 16. His ball found the grass for about a tenth of a second before it popped into into the watery depths, and now we sit with three men (Ben Curtis) tied at -2 with the final two groups nearing the final scheduled hole of the championship. <em>Continue after the jump for updates...</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5035290/oh-sergio" title="Click here to read more about Oh, Sergio...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[British Open co-leader? Rocco F'in Mediate]]></title>
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				Fresh off his one-stroke 18 hole playoff loss to Tiger, the man, the myth, the legend, Rocco Mediate clocked in his first round at -1. So if you had a dream that man boobs were going to own the British Open and you rushed to Vegas to lay your money on Phil, you picked the wrong tits. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5026427/british-open-co+leader-rocco-fin-mediate" title="Click here to read more about British Open co-leader? Rocco F'in Mediate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:30:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Have we picked on Sergio Garcia enough this weekend? Indeed we have, but just as you can never have enough bacon, you can never try hard enough to destroy the psyche of an athlete whose sport is 90 percent mental. But maybe we don't need to do any of the work. The Sports Elitists recounts a Sergio Garcia story from back in May at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin, Ohio.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/288574/sergio-garcias-mind-it-likes-to-wander" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia's Mind, It Likes To Wander">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Deadspin Comment Threadjackal System <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/blogdome/when-fantasy-owners-hold-closed+door-meetings-288506.php#c2105826">really works</a>, because without it, I may have missed a goldmine unfold before our eyes. The world's foremost hard-luck PGA golfer, Sergio Garcia, <a href="http://www.sportsline.com/golf/tournaments/pgachampionship/story/10291765">was disqualilfied from the PGA Championship</a> for signing his third round scorecard with an incorrect score. But he's not entirely to blame. His playing partner, Boo Weekley &mdash; Fun Fact: He doesn't actually live next door to Atticus Finch &mdash; marked Garcia down for a par on the 17th when he actually scored a bogey. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/288534/sergio-garcia-struggles-with-remedial-math" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia Struggles With Remedial Math">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:45:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Via <a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/pga-tour-pro-says-sergio-garcia-needs-a-fresh-diaper-13473.php">Sports By Brooks</A>, we discover that Golf.com is featuring a regular column by an anonymous current Tour pro. Because he's anonymous, <a href="http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1648325-2,00.html">he's not mincing many words</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/284736/its-a-golfer-fight" title="Click here to read more about It's A Golfer Fight!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:40:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sergio Garcia Retains Lead At Carnoustie; Enjoys a Michelob]]></title>
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				The last time The Open Championship strolled through Carnoustie Sergio Garcia looked like a an overwhelmed high school player who struggled to break 90 both days. Eight years later he's back in Scotland and he's just one round away from becoming this year's wire-to-wire champion. There's no question that he's done an outstanding job setting the stage for tomorrow's Van de Veldean style collapse. The only player within reasonable striking distance of the Spaniard is last season's Comeback Player of the Year, Steve Stricker. He stands three back at -6 after humbling the hallowed grounds with a record-setting 64.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/281032/sergio-garcia-retains-lead-at-carnoustie-enjoys-a-michelob" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia Retains Lead At Carnoustie; Enjoys a Michelob">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Jul 2007 15:45:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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The PGA has their weird playoffs things coming up in September, and to promote them, they've put together <a href="http://youbeenblinded.com/2007/07/03/506/">these advertisements</A> featuring golfers talking to, you know, real athletes who have been in playoff situations. This one, featuring Albert Pujols and Sergio Garcia, clearly was done in one take. When you're as skilled a thespian as these two, no need for any second line readings.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/274704/when-golfers-and-baseball-players-act" title="Click here to read more about When Golfers And Baseball Players Act">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. <A href="mailto:ajdau1@yahoo.com">Email him</A> to let him know what you think.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/248460/cultural-oddsmaker-whatll-be-the-next-disgusting-act-during-a-sporting-event" title="Click here to read more about Cultural Oddsmaker: What'll Be The Next Disgusting Act During A Sporting Event?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:15:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				That's just gross.  And I'm sorry, Sergio, the velocity at which the spit propelled from your now disgusting-to-me face does not excuse your filth.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/246940/sergio-garcia-treats-the-cup-like-pacman-jones-treats-the-ladies" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia Treats The Cup Like Pacman Jones Treats The Ladies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Despite Tiger Woods <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=2526286">being awarded the British Open title yesterday afternoon by Pat Forde</a>, the rest of the field decided to show up and play today anyway.  And Tiger still does have the lead, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/golf/5205520.stm">but just by a stroke</a>.  Sergio Garcia shot a course record-tying 65 today to get himself to within 1 of Tiger.  The trend this weekend seems to be for Spaniards to <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/cycling/floyd-makes-us-proud-189189.php">finish second to Americans</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/189196/sergio-garcia-tries-to-break-the-duck" title="Click here to read more about Sergio Garcia Tries To Break The Duck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:12:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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