What to watch as you are chased by talking trees and flying monkeys ...
• NFL: 49ers at Seahawks. For perhaps the only time, we wish Frank TV were here. [ESPN]
• College basketball: New Mexico State at Duke; Youngstown State at UCLA. PenguinMania that grips the nation will only increase following this upset. [ESPN2]
• NHL: Carolina at Florida. We will return to our nightly deer slaughter following this hockey game. [Versus]