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			<title><![CDATA[Oregon High School Basketball Player Is Really, Really Excited About The League Game He Just Won]]></title>
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				The <a href="http://www.springfieldtimes.net/news/story.cfm?story_no=8328"><em>Springfield (Ore.) Times</em></a> is where you should go for this news:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5879185/oregon-high-school-basketball-player-is-really-really-excited-about-the-league-game-he-just-won" title="Click here to read more about Oregon High School Basketball Player Is Really, Really Excited About The League Game He Just Won">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bernie Fine Accuser Admits To Fabricating Sexual Abuse Claims]]></title>
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				 In letters (provided below) obtained by the <i><a href="http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/01/bernie_fine_fourth_accuser_floyd_vanhooser_recants.html">Post-Standard</a></i>, Floyd VanHooser, the prison inmate who accused Bernie Fine of sexually abusing him since 1969, has admitted to fabricating his story. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5876239/bernie-fine-accuser-admits-to-fabricating-sexual-abuse-claims" title="Click here to read more about Bernie Fine Accuser Admits To Fabricating Sexual Abuse Claims">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lawsuit Will Claim Monta Ellis Sent A &quot;Pretty Disgusting&quot; Cellphone Pic To Warriors Employee]]></title>
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				Per the <a href="http://www.ibabuzz.com/warriors/2011/12/20/monta-ellis-warriors-to-be-in-sexual-harrassment-suit/"><em>Contra Costa Times</em></a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869914/lawsuit-claims-monta-ellis-sent-a-pretty-disgusting-cellphone-pic-to-warriors-employee" title="Click here to read more about Lawsuit Will Claim Monta Ellis Sent A &quot;Pretty Disgusting&quot; Cellphone Pic To Warriors Employee">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Great Sex Can Literally Blow Your Mind And Wipe Your Memory Clean]]></title>
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				 According to a case study in the September issue of the <em>Journal of Emergency Medicine</em>, a husband was so good at pleasuring his 54-year-old wife, she temporarily couldn't remember the previous 24 hours&mdash;a condition called transient global amnesia.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5849460/great-sex-can-literally-blow-your-mind-and-wipe-your-memory-clean" title="Click here to read more about Great Sex Can Literally Blow Your Mind And Wipe Your Memory Clean">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[All The Details Of The Sarah Palin-Glen Rice Coitus You've Been Waiting For]]></title>
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				Joe McGinniss's Sarah Palin biography just landed on our desk, and our eyes went immediately to the excerpt&mdash;<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840042/new-biography-claims-sarah-palin-had-a-one+night-stand-with-glen-rice-in-1987">mentioned last week </a>by the <em>National Enquirer</em> but quoted only in part&mdash;that proved for all time that Glen Rice never went to his left. Here it is, in case you were curious:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5841835/all-the-details-of-the-sarah-palin+glen-rice-coitus-youve-been-waiting-for" title="Click here to read more about All The Details Of The Sarah Palin-Glen Rice Coitus You've Been Waiting For">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Oh, sure. The original story was about <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-502443_162-4499403-502443.html">her qualms with the McCain camp's decision</a> a month before the election not to campaign actively in Michigan. But now that <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/SethDavisHoops/status/114042411507924992">Seth Davis has called everyone's attention to it again</a>, let's all completely reconsider its thrust.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840302/this-2008-cbs-news-sarah-palin-campaign-headline-now-has-a-whole-new-meaning-doesnt-it" title="Click here to read more about This 2008 CBS News Sarah Palin Campaign Headline Now Has A Whole New Meaning, Doesn't It?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1199 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1199 --> Just about three months after her <a href="http://deadspin.com/5840042/new-biography-claims-sarah-palin-had-a-one+night-stand-with-glen-rice-in-1987">alleged one-night stand</a> with Michigan star player Glen Rice, Sarah Palin (then Sarah Heath) reported on a Wolverines game for Anchorage's KTUU-TV. In the clip above, she's reporting on Michigan's <a href="http://stats.ath.umich.edu/basketball/gametot.php?gkey=571">80-67 loss to Purdue</a> on March 3, 1988, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1988/03/06/sports/college-basketball-purdue-beats-michigan-to-clinch-big-ten-title.html"><s>in</s> which clinched the Big Ten championship <s>game</s></a> for the Boilermakers. Her alleged former lover had just 11 points and shot 5 for 16 from the field in the game, so he goes unmentioned.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840280/heres-sarah-palin-reporting-on-glen-rices-michigan-team-three-months-after-they-allegedly-humped" title="Click here to read more about Here's Sarah Palin Reporting On Glen Rice's Michigan Team Three Months After They Allegedly Humped">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/world-exclusive-sarah-palin-book-secrets-revealed-joe-mcginnis-rogue"><em>National Enquirer</em></a> grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5840042/new-biography-claims-sarah-palin-had-a-one+night-stand-with-glen-rice-in-1987" title="Click here to read more about New Biography Claims Sarah Palin Had A One-Night Stand With Glen Rice In 1987">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:55:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Aw, the poor girl. She just can't win.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821912/turns-out-rachel-uchitel-used-to-date-elin-nordegrens-new-boyfriend" title="Click here to read more about Turns Out Rachel Uchitel Used To Date Elin Nordegren's New Boyfriend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				I've got a big penis. This is my tale of woe. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5800951/why-i-hate-my-giant-dong">Jezebel</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5800991/why-i-hate-my-giant-dong" title="Click here to read more about Why I Hate My Giant Dong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Some lucky folks have especially vivid imaginations. But the rest of us need the internet to find Jaret Wright tenderly licking Melky Cabrera, or Kyle Farnsworth and Vance Wilson in bed together with knives.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5758053/the-time-zito-gave-mulder-a-handjob-and-other-tales-from-the-world-of-baseball-slash-fiction" title="Click here to read more about The Time Zito Gave Mulder A Handjob, And Other Tales From The World Of Baseball Slash Fiction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				What's it like to make love to a drunken stranger in an outdoor waste box?  Some readers have an answer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5739958/a-horrifying-selection-of-port+a+potty-sex-stories" title="Click here to read more about A Horrifying Selection Of Port-A-Potty Sex Stories">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It turns out renowned egghead university MIT was also <a href="http://museum.mit.edu/150/entries/1243">dragged into a sex scandal</a> thanks to two female students who wrote a detailed, "consumer guide" to 36 male students they humped.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5663921/mit-had-its-own-fuck-listin-1977" title="Click here to read more about MIT Had Its Own &quot;Fuck List&quot;...In 1977">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Oct 2010 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The always entertaining Clinton Portis <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2010/09/clinton_portis_on_ines_sainz_s.html">chimes in on Sainz's Jets locker room dust-up</a> in the way you would probably expect Clinton Portis to chime in on it.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5637718/clinton-portis-adds-some-fresh-perspective-on-this-whole-inez-sainz-thing" title="Click here to read more about Clinton Portis Adds Some Fresh Perspective On This Whole Ines Sainz Thing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Sep 2010 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5625520/no-we-will-not-pay-1500-for-brandon-spikess-alleged-chatroulette-sex-tape">The Chatroulette performance that wasn't quite up to our athlete dong standards</a> finally finds a home, at WorldStarHipHop. <a href="http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/27082">Judge for yourself if it's actually him</a>, but don't do it at the office. [NSFWBOOBSANDPENIS]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5626274/alleged-brandon-spikes-sex-tape-is-1500-well+spent" title="Click here to read more about Brandon Spikes Sex Tape Is $1,500 Well-Spent (Confirmation Update)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Well, let's get it out the way &mdash; it didn't take me very long to relapse after<a href="http://deadspin.com/5597595/a-return-from-gentle-path-the-humiliation-of-an-addict-in-sex-rehab"> leaving sex rehab</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5622728/a-sex-addict-relapses-an-ex+girlfriend-a-panty-flash-and-mark-cuban" title="Click here to read more about A Sex Addict Relapses: An Ex-Girlfriend, A Panty Flash, And Mark Cuban">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:45:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Mine was Meatloaf's "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad." Mark from Atlanta's was "Little Red Corvette."  Others are below. Add more in the comments, please, horndogs.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5612517/the-song-that-was-playing-the-first-time-i-had-sex-was" title="Click here to read more about The Song That Was Playing The First Time I Had Sex Was...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				AND NOTHING ELSE. Now that you've got that mental image, here's the money quote.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5605566/yes-michael-irvins-had-sex-in-his-hall-of-fame-jacket" title="Click here to read more about Yes, Michael Irvin's Had Sex In His Hall Of Fame Jacket">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Several months ago, an anonymous Deadspin reader <a href="http://deadspin.com/5453889/on-the-gentle-path-too-a-dispatch-from-the-front-lines-of-sex-addiction">checked himself into the infamous Gentle Path sex addiction program for 45 days</a> &mdash; the same place Tiger tamed his wayward pecker. This is what our writer experienced in his time there. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5597595/a-return-from-gentle-path-the-humiliation-of-an-addict-in-sex-rehab" title="Click here to read more about A Return From Gentle Path: The Humiliation Of A Sex Addict In Rehab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				An investigative report on last night's <i>20/20</i> presented startling stories of young swimmers sexually abused, secretly videotaped, and even impregnated by monstrous coaches. Has USA Swimming created a unique "culture of sexual misconduct," as ABC News would have you believe?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5514226/usa-swimmings-monstrous-coaches-and-the-culture-of-sexual-misconduct" title="Click here to read more about USA Swimming's Monstrous Coaches And The &quot;Culture of Sexual Misconduct&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<I>Two days ago, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5489446/snackbots-astrobating-and-magic-condiment-fingers?skyline=true&s=i">Drew Magary wondered out loud if any of our readers would really do porn if offered</a>.  Well, one anonymous reader has.  Here is his story.</I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5490983/dispatch-i-jacked-it-on-camera-for-money" title="Click here to read more about Dispatch: &quot;I Jacked It On Camera For Money&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Anonymous, a porn addict, is a longtime Deadspin reader and commenter who will soon enter the same sex-rehabilitation facility where Tiger Woods is reportedly receiving treatment. Here, Anonymous explains his own addiction and why Tiger's treatment is no PR ploy.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5453889/on-the-gentle-path-too-a-dispatch-from-the-front-lines-of-sex-addiction" title="Click here to read more about On The Gentle Path, Too: A Dispatch From The Front Lines Of Sex Addiction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:00:37 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"I am a single now. I was a single guy then... [I] want to be able to perform. It's kind of funny, it's kind of not. That stuff will tear you up as far as your manhood is concerned." [<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/blog/93501/index.html">DPShow</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5448233/mark-grace-likes-sex-too-much-to-take-steroids" title="Click here to read more about Mark Grace Likes Sex Too Much To Take Steroids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Jan 2010 12:50:58 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Wacky sporting news for you crazy kids! <a href="http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091219/NEWS/912190327/-1/NEWS">"Goshen teen charged with having sex with horses."</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5430441/teen-guilty-of-horsing-around-also-probably-seriously-mentally-ill" title="Click here to read more about Teen Guilty of "Horsing Around!" (Also Probably Seriously Mentally Ill)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:22:52 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A season that many thought would be a promising turning point for the Philadelphia Flyers has devolved into a chaotic nightmare of failed playoff dreams. So obviously someone must be banging a teammate's wife, right?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428943/rough-season-for-the-flyers-naturally-leads-to-cuckolding-rumors" title="Click here to read more about Rough Season For The Flyers Naturally Leads To Cuckolding Rumors">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:30:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Maybe you've experienced the act of lovemaking. If so, please tell us what it's like; we're bloggers. But have you experienced lovemaking as narrated by Kornheiser and Wilbon?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5393105/pardon-the-coitus-interruptus" title="Click here to read more about Pardon The Coitus Interruptus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Steve Phillips Suspended After Affair With ESPN Employee]]></title>
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				Reports out of ESPN headquarters this morning say that "Baseball Tonight" analyst Steve Phillips is on a "leave of absence," after an affair with a 22-year-old production assistant turned into a special edition DVD release of <em>Fatal Attraction</em>. [Updates below.]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5386543/steve-phillips-suspended-after-affair-with-espn-employee" title="Click here to read more about Steve Phillips Suspended After Affair With ESPN Employee">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:15:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Louisville police will not prosecute <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RICK PITINO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RICK PITINO" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/rick-pitino/">Rick Pitino</a> for whatever it is <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KAREN SYPHER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KAREN SYPHER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/karen-sypher/">Karen Sypher</a> allegedly tried to blackmail him with. So I guess we'll never get a steamy "Law & Order"-style courtroom drama starring the saucy Cardinals coach.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5315974/rick-pitino-didnt-do-that-thing-karen-sypher-said-he-did-probably" title="Click here to read more about Rick Pitino Didn't Do That Thing Karen Sypher Said He Did, Probably">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Craigslist.org is one of the most essential sites on the web during the NFL Playoffs.  I remember last year, a young woman in Pittsburgh was looking for someone to <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/ben-roethlisberger/oh-to-be-65-and-in-pittsburgh-151318.php">dress up like Ben Roethlisberger and have sex with her</a>.  This year, for a couple of Eagles tickets, a couple of young female grad students are willing to <a href="http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/16396724.htm">put on a sex show for you</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/226670/sex-shows-with-a-playoff-level-of-intensity" title="Click here to read more about Sex Shows With A Playoff Level Of Intensity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				And he's evidently a big fan of the scene that takes place in the stairwell, because police cited him for something that may have been quite similar on Saturday morning.  The Vikings safety was cited for "indecent conduct," and so was the young lady who was with him, for something that was going on in a stairwell at a club called the "Escape Ultra Lounge."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/196900/dwight-smith-has-seen-unfaithful" title="Click here to read more about Dwight Smith Has Seen 'Unfaithful'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Since we're already on a pretty good masturbation theme this week, I want to be sure that we don't leave out the ladies.  If the video of Mike Cooper in a library wasn't quite doing it for them, the England soccer vibrator may do the job.  The company's website makes some bold claims:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/176761/im-getting-a-good-vibe-from-this-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about I'm Getting A Good Vibe From This World Cup...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				They're not likely to become as popular as the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, but the Nigerian national women's soccer team, known as the Super Falcons, is trying their hardest.  Lesbianism is rampant on the team, according to former coach Sam Okpodu, and it is awesome, according to me.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/159950/my-new-favorite-african-womens-soccer-team" title="Click here to read more about My New Favorite African Women's Soccer Team">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tim Nardiello, coach of the U.S. Olympic <a href="http://www.star.niu.edu/features/olympics/images/skeleton/figure.gif">skeleton</a> squad <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/olympics/2006/02/04/nardiello.fired/index.html">has been fired</a>; via e-mail no less.  A month or so back, Nardiello was suspended after he was accused of sexually harassing female team members.  Among the accusations were tales of unauthorized ass-patting, and him telling a team member, "<a href="http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/01/us-skeleton-coach-accused-of-sexual.html">The only time I want to see your legs spread like that is if I am between them</a>."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/152790/skeleton-coach-fired-for-sexual-shenanigans" title="Click here to read more about Skeleton Coach Fired For Sexual Shenanigans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Pittsburgh woman placed <a href="http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cas/128892191.html">the following ad on craigslist</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/151318/oh-to-be-65-and-in-pittsburgh" title="Click here to read more about Oh, To Be 6'5" And In Pittsburgh...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				&#8226; <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/4590256.stm"><strong>Arsenal 7-0 Middlesbrough</strong></a>.  Holy Lord.  7-0?  Did they let Arsenal use their hands?  Man, there's real chance that Arsenal outscores the Chicago Bears this weekend.  In fact, Thierry Henry might outscore the Bears himself, as he scored three of the seven.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/148702/today-in-the-premiership" title="Click here to read more about Today In The Premiership...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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