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			<title><![CDATA[Shane Victorino Forgot How To Play Baseball On This Throw]]></title>
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				It looks like he's gonna remember, but then, no, he doesn't. Doesn't matter: Phillies are still leading, 2-1.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847090/shane-victorino-forgot-how-to-play-baseball-on-this-throw" title="Click here to read more about Shane Victorino Forgot How To Play Baseball On This Throw">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:45:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shane Victorino Could Have At Least Tried To Help The Kid Up]]></title>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for Aug. 5, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/PeteCarroll/status/99178854828089344">the day after Pete Carroll ceded all responsibility for the Seahawks</a>. Video of Victorino's indifference to the the bat boy falling is <a href="http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17658821">here</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5828058/shane-victorino-could-have-at-least-tried-to-help-the-kid-up" title="Click here to read more about Shane Victorino Could Have At Least Tried To Help The Kid Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Aug 2011 10:18:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?]]></title>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5402836/a-little-holier+than+thou-from-someone-who-handles-pigskin-every-week-dont-you-think" title="Click here to read more about A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial]]></title>
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				<em>Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips@deadspin.com.</a> Subject: Morning crap.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5380417/shane-victorinos-herbal-essences-commercial" title="Click here to read more about Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:00:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World]]></title>
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				An Australian Rules Footballer was the victim of a copycat beer thrower, no doubt inspired by the Wrigley Field hooligans <a href="http://deadspin.com/5336293/stay-classy-cubs-fans-update">who doused</a> Phillie <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SHANE VICTORINO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SHANE VICTORINO" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/shane-victorino/">Shane Victorino</a>. You mess with the bull, you get a cup of Foster's thrown in your face.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5339379/victorino-beer-drencher-inspires-fans-around-the-world" title="Click here to read more about Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sick of seeing his overly-manicured facial hair plastered up all over Chicago, the suspected Wrigley Field beer chucker has turned himself in. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to! God, I feel like Nancy Grace.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5337028/mob-justice-prevails-again-update-3" title="Click here to read more about Mob Justice Prevails Again (UPDATE #3)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				I imagine that since we're very close to identifying the man <a href="http://deadspin.com/5336293/stay-classy-cubs-fans-update?skyline=true&s=x">who soaked Shane Victorino last night at Wrigley</a>, <a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/search-is-on-for-wrigley-field-beertosser-.html">that the Chicago PD are close as well</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5336740/wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job-still-at-large-update-update-no" title="Click here to read more about Wrigley Beer-Tossing Hand Job Still At Large (UPDATE) (UPDATE NO)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:45:40 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 So, yeah, this happened tonight. Maybe it's time to retire that old stereotype of Philly having the worst fans? The culprit identified, after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5336293/stay-classy-cubs-fans-update" title="Click here to read more about Stay Classy, Cubs Fans (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Victorino's inexplicable ejection prompted Sporting Blogger, Dan Levy, to seethe: "Somewhere along the way in, umpires forgot the game isn't about them. They stand on the field to call balls and strikes, out and safe, and that's it"  [<a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/29537/mlbs_black_eye_not_p-e-ds,_but_u-m-ps">SportingBlog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5334283/all-the-umpires-must-be-shot" title="Click here to read more about All The Umpires Must Be Shot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <strong>&#8226; Phillies 8, Dodgers 5</strong>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5062077/mlb-closer-brett-myers-is-your-new-bicycle-dice+k-baffles" title="Click here to read more about MLB Closer: Brett Myers Is Your New Bicycle, Dice-K Baffles">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Pity poor Shane Victorino. The Phillies outfielder/journeyman is being honored with his own figurine at a Phillies game on June 3, which has to be a thrill for any major league baseball player. (It was certainly a thrill <a href="http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/mrcelery2.jpg">for Mr. Celery!</A>) Why Shane Victorino? Well, he's Hawaiian, and that makes him unique. We guess.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/262887/shane-victorino-and-his-skirt-can-be-on-your-dashboard" title="Click here to read more about Shane Victorino And His Skirt Can Be On Your Dashboard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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