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Tonight, we assume you are being good Americans and going out on the town to spend, therefore fortifying our flagging economy. However, if you are one of those recluses who spend your Friday night at home getting stoned and watching Animal Planet — and by "Animal Planet," we mean "reruns of Mad Money," we encourage you to flip the Tivo to NBC, for the Miss USA Pageant. Why? Well, because you're kind of creepy. But also: Because Shawne Merriman is one of the judges!. More »
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