Here's a really worrying portent for the accuracy of Shea Weber's slapshot, as tweeted out by teammate Seth Jones:
— Seth Jones (@seth_jones3) August 21, 2014
If you want to extrapolate this shot over an 82 game season, Weber projects to have zero goals on zero SOGs.
Also: who are these people who think Shea Weber doesn't shoot hard? Slap them.