Everyone's favorite batshit crazy linebacker, Joey Porter, has graced us with some words of wisdom yet again. In an interview with the South Florida Sun Sentinel, Porter pleads his case on behalf of Michael Vick and pit bulls. When asked if Vick should get a second chance, Porter replied:

"He should. All it was was dogs. They act like they don't even like pit bulls. That's the funny thing about it. I got pit bulls. I got to put them under a different breed just to travel. You can't fly pit bulls nowhere.

"It's not even like they were fighting cocker spaniels or something they like. They don't even so much care about pit bulls. Nobody."

So if I'm understanding this correctly, if it's a breed such as pit bulls that no one likes then it's ok to fight them? I'm building my hockey mom ring right now.

Joey Porter Senses a Pit Bull Paradox [The Sporting Blog]