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				Sir <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SIDNEY PONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SIDNEY PONSON" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sidney-ponson/">Sidney Ponson</a>, in the midst of leading the Dutch Honkball team to the quarterfinals of the WBC, tested positive for <a href="http://www.phentermine.com/">Phentermine</a>, a stimulant and appetite suppressant. He's also the reason we invented Deadspin widescreen. [<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g7Zta4sasoNSP5hWsfiTMbfyOYpwD992KMS00">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5303350/someone-needs-a-refund" title="Click here to read more about Someone Needs A Refund">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Netherlands gets three off Edinson Volquez in the first and make it hold up (<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SIDNEY PONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SIDNEY PONSON" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/sidney-ponson/">Sidney Ponson</a>!) to upset the D.R. juggernaut in the WBC. Naturally, I blame A Rod. [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/baseball/wbbc/boxscore?gameId=290307117&league=WBBC">ESPN</a>; Canada/US liveblog <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/03/07/wbc-usa-vs-canada-live-blog/">here</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5166108/wacky-dutchmen-upset-dominican-republic" title="Click here to read more about Wacky Dutchmen Upset Dominican Republic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We know it hasn't been the most productive offseason for our beloved St. Louis Cardinals, and we feared they would, in the face of growing public criticism in the face of a new stadium, make a rash deal just to say they're doing something. But jeez: We didn't think they'd start paying guys by the pound.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/144458/a-beer-gut-for-a-beer-city" title="Click here to read more about A Beer Gut For A Beer City">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:45:56 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bronson Arroyo: Now Officially A Rock Star]]></title>
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				We were going to reveal the final of our <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/on-the-dl-that-drunk-impregnating-farnsworth-126277.php">three blind items</a> today, but those crazy ladies at <a href="http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/">On The DL</a> have something even better for today, so we're gonna hold off. They've put together a compendium of <a href="http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/2005/09/not-so-blind-items.html">photos online of baseball players boozing and tarting it up</a> with various "fans" across the country. Included are Yankees pitcher Mike Mussina, unemployed slob Sidney Ponson, Dodgers <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/wives/derek-lowe-now-banging-the-media-115141.php">broadcaster-humper</a> Derek Lowe and Red Sox "rocker" Bronson Arroyo, pictured above &mdash; and in <a href="http://community.webshots.com/album/449525134EfEwng">this photo album</a> &mdash; with a woman who is most definitely not his wife. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/126520/bronson-arroyo-now-officially-a-rock-star" title="Click here to read more about Bronson Arroyo: Now Officially A Rock Star">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:56:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
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