Well, we really boned ourselves here. Our non-exhaustive list of Johnny Manziel dirt that we will actually pay for included a $325 bounty for a video of Johnny Manziel doing the Nae Nae. (Why $325? Who the fuck knows.) Naturally, a tipster reached out to us with a video of Johnny Manziel doing the Nae Nae, and he wanted $325.

The relatively low-quality video is above. Since Manziel never actually gets around to doing a proper Nae Nae, we negotiated the price down from $325. Still, we paid real money for this stupid, stupid video, and we will pay real money for other items on the bounty list. (Terms subject to negotiation.)