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John Rocker Likes Bewbs; Buckeyes Like Yukyuks

The inimitable Southside Steve here holds a stimulating chinwag with John RACKA about the ever-pressing subject of breastesesestsss. See, Leitch, this is how you ask the challenging questions. When's Southside Steve putting out a book? There's a guy with something to say!

For more illuminating queries of public figures, let us turn to the always erudite Ohio State students:

HARF HARF HARF HE IN GURLEE SHERT! CAN'T AX QUESSHUN BECAUSE A' THE GIGGALIES!

It is hypocritical for me, someone who graduated from a state school where students are fond of burning couches after basketball victories, to mock the Buckeyes? Possibly. Ain't gonna stop me though.

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