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				<em>Several months ago, an anonymous Deadspin reader <a href="http://deadspin.com/5453889/on-the-gentle-path-too-a-dispatch-from-the-front-lines-of-sex-addiction">checked himself into the infamous Gentle Path sex addiction program for 45 days</a> &mdash; the same place Tiger tamed his wayward pecker. This is what our writer experienced in his time there. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5597595/a-return-from-gentle-path-the-humiliation-of-an-addict-in-sex-rehab" title="Click here to read more about A Return From Gentle Path: The Humiliation Of A Sex Addict In Rehab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<I>Time for your Thursday edition of the Deadspin Funbag.  Find more of Drew's stuff at <A href=http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/big-daddy-drew>KSK</a> or on <a href=http://twitter.com/drewmagary>Twitter</a>.  Today, we're covering poop, bears, douche drinks, ads, amputees, clones, hair, and more.</I>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5542948/would-you-bang-your-own-clone" title="Click here to read more about Would You Bang Your Own Clone?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 May 2010 14:20:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OH HELLO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OH HELLO" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/oh-hello/">Oh hello</a>. I am Choire Sicha, your 9/11 guest blogger, coming to you from lower Manhattan. Make of that what you will.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5357238/lets-roll-some-sports-talk-about-sports" title="Click here to read more about Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:00:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So we have Viking fans <a href=http://twitter.com/JuddZulgad>storming Winter Park.</a>  We have ESPN following <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BRETT FAVRE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BRETT FAVRE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/brett-favre/">Brett Favre</a>'s black SUV via helicopter.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5340081/welcome-to-the-suck" title="Click here to read more about Welcome To The Suck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So here's something new for a humid Wendesday afternoon. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GRANT WAHL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GRANT WAHL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/grant-wahl/">Grant Wahl</a>, author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Beckham-Experiment-Athlete-Conquer-America/dp/030740787X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1248881634&sr=8-1">"The Beckham Experiment"</a>, has volunteered to be our scared guinea pig for a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIVE CHAT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIVE CHAT" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/live-chat/">live chat</a> in the comments section. An explanation below.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5325498/book-excerpts-that-dont-suck-the-beckham-experiment-with-live-author-chat" title="Click here to read more about Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Beckham Experiment" (With Live Author Chat)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:00:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				At some point during the sixth overtime of the Syracuse-UConn game, my cable box interrupted to inform me that without further action from me it would be going into sleep mode.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5169303/after-six-overtimes-syracuse-sleeps-the-sleep-of-the-just" title="Click here to read more about After Six Overtimes, Syracuse Sleeps The Sleep Of The Just">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:00:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The identity of the Prescott, Ariz. fox attack victim has finally been revealed. Here is Michelle Felicetta, who agreed to step forward today so that her harrowing tale might serve as a warning to others who travel in fox-infested areas. We caution you that the details of her ordeal are not for the squeamish, and that the video below includes her description of how she "wrapped the fox in a sweater and threw it in the trunk." That sweater is probably totally ruined! Wow.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5078721/fox-attack-victim-courageously-steps-forward-with-harrowing-tale-of-survival" title="Click here to read more about Fox Attack Victim Courageously Steps Forward With Harrowing Tale Of Survival">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Details are sketchy at this point but according to reports from both the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/10242008/news/regionalnews/possible_overdose_at_isiah_thomas_home___135115.htm">New York Post</a> and the <a href="http://www.lohud.com/article/2008810240433">Lower Hudson Valley News</a>, police responded to to and overdose call at the purchase home of Isiah Thomas early this morning:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5068467/isiah-thomas-overdosed-on-sleeping-pills" title="Click here to read more about Isiah Thomas Overdosed On Sleeping Pills...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:50:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>A couple of weeks ago, I asked for stories about people's worst Philadelphia fan experiences in the hopes that I'd be able to use them right before the start of the World Series. That worked out. As you may know, the Philadelphia Phillies are National League Champions (Woo-hoo!).

 I received many, many submissions from all across the country, detailing some of the worst-of-the-worst of Philadelphia's long-established cretinism.  For the purpose of editorial balance, I decided that it would make sense to do the same for the American League representative. Boston, obviously, did not come through, so publishing America's annoying experiences with Sawx Nation will have to wait another year. Instead, I'm asking for submissions from readers about their worst experiences with...Tampa Bay fans. Most people probably haven't had first-hand experiences with Rayhawk Nation but, for now, any kind of anti-Tampa bashing will do. Maybe you had a bad experience at their aquarium. Or the University of Tampa. Or bad bachelor party experience at a strip club. Just gimme your worst Tampa bay-related experiences so we can run it tomorrow before the World Series.

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After the jump, read some amusing stories about Philadelphia's notoriously obnoxious sports fans. Tampa fans headed to Citizens Bank Park this weekend &mdash; consider this your warning.</em>

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				<em>Once upon a time, a site called The Black Table had a regular feature entitled Waxing Off, in which women gathered in an online roundtable to discuss issues of the day, and also to make fun of Will Leitch's shoes. And so we got to thinking: With so many great female sports bloggers out there, why not import the idea here? It's just crazy enough to work. So behold: The latest edition of Deadspin's Waxing Off. This week, seven writers pen short pieces on the national pastime; <strike>video games</strike> baseball.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5058683/talkin-baseball-hammerin-hank-pink-jerseys--and-ozzies-special-brand-of-crazy" title="Click here to read more about Talkin' Baseball: Hammerin' Hank, Pink Jerseys , And Ozzie's Special Brand Of Crazy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's been both enjoyable and sad to see some of the stories coming out of Beijing. It's been seemingly one unpleasant discovery after another, between the poor girl who <a href="http://deadspin.com/5035974/even-the-little-girls-in-china-are-cgi+enhanced">was deemed unpretty enough</a> to sing the Chinese national anthem and the faux ethnic kids around the flag during opening ceremonies. But now we're finally getting that feel-good story out of the Chinese capital that we all needed. Why yes, it does involve nudity. 

The Bangkok Post has an exposé (hehe, bang cock) on the practices the Chinese used to whittle down the applicants to the 200 girls that would lead each participating nation into the stadium during the Opening Ceremonies.

<blockquote>The Beijing News, in a story detailing the latest opening-ceremony outrage, said stripping naked for measurements was a requirement merely to apply for the position. 

In an interview with one of the girls who competed for the high profile job, the 20-year-old college student Zhang Fan told the paper that the girls were put in a room and teachers measured them with a ruler.

No specifics were given but the measurements were called "bone measurements" which typically include measuring the width of shoulders and waists, length of waists and height.</blockquote>

I got your bone measurement right here. One pant full. But, oh, yeah, this is just horrible how the Chinese are demeaning their women. I'm so relieved that there's nothing like this going on in America. 

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				And here we have the second portion of our interview. It's more of the same, but Sean does calm down (somewhat) to emphasize a few things. Even though he sounds enraged when he's telling you "he's not angry." He's wholeheartedly trying not to be, but I get the sense that he could sound enraged when he's ordering a pizza; he's just an amped-up guy. 

This whole interview process was like trying untangle the world's biggest ball of Christmas lights &mdash; especially writing the transcription. After five minutes of listening  it's pretty obvious that it'll take years to straighten it out and it might be better just to plug 'em in and hope for the best.  But I think it fits in that it does truly "humanize" Salisbury in a way &mdash; for better or worse &mdash; which has been part of Deadspin's m.o. since the first Kyle Orton drunk photos raced across the internet. Sean uses semantics when it comes to the "cellphone" rumor and that's the way it has to be. There are plenty of other stories floating around as to what exactly prompted his ESPN suspension in 2006  (wasn't his dick;  wasn't an intern; he was ratted out,  are the most talked about ones) but that is really kind of secondary to why he felt this interview needed to happen. I believe he truly wanted to attempt to clear his name from all of this (probably won't happen) but also wanted to step out from behind the two-way mirror and just let people know, ' I 'm a real, flawed  person, but it really fucking sucks to be called a fetus-faced windbag.' That's a brave step for anyone to take. But I don't think he was trying to do it as a way to alter the way blog items are written about him or to change the way commentors destroy him. He'll take that stuff and not like it &mdash;  but he'll learn from it too. 

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