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			<title><![CDATA[This Is What Happens When The Commonwealth Games Are Attacked By Monkeys And Snakes]]></title>
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				 Newspaper ledes you'll hopefully never see in America: "Fierce langur monkeys and snake charmers have been deployed at several Commonwealth Games venues across New Delhi to try to protect athletes and delegates from simian and reptile attack." [<a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10676781">NZH</a>](<em>ViaTom Kolak</em>)				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5650442/this-is-what-happens-when-the-commonwealth-games-are-attacked-by-monkeys-and-snakes" title="Click here to read more about This Is What Happens When The Commonwealth Games Are Attacked By Monkeys And Snakes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: H4L9mNNMDrs --><!-- /videoId: H4L9mNNMDrs --> Carroll hid a fake snake in the Gatorade cooler, and filmed the results. Credit where credit is due: getting large men to scream and hop around like girls will never not be funny.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5622830/pete-carroll-master-pranksmith" title="Click here to read more about Pete Carroll: Master Pranksmith">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mariotti Is Tired Of These Mother****ing Snakes In This Mother****ing Press Box!]]></title>
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				Here's one thing we love about baseball: It doesn't matter how old you are; Little League, college, majors ... everything completely and utterly stops <a href="http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_Mets_Indians_Snake.html?source=myp">when someone sees a snake.</a> You could be making millions of bucks; jaded, aloof, lawyered up and possibly juiced, and it doesn't matter. "Hey man, check it out! I heard that Jake's dad got bitten by one of those and almost died! Does someone have a jar?"				<a href="http://deadspin.com/244014/mariotti-is-tired-of-these-mothering-snakes-in-this-mothering-press-box" title="Click here to read more about Mariotti Is Tired Of These Mother****ing Snakes In This Mother****ing Press Box!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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