SNY Anchor Kirk Gimenez thought this super-sultry, quasi-religious direct message on Twitter was sure to turn on some lucky girl with winning breasts. And we'll admit, it definitely had potential. But fortunately for us on this lonely Thursday night, Gimenez accidentally sent the DM out as a tweet. And now we're all sopping wet.
Just as we were primed to get the pipe, Gimenez decided to delete the tweet, and then his Twitter account. Maybe he's just playing hard to get. Maybe he'll meet us in five minutes. Maybe, Ike, you should thinking about texting your girl.