Fans attending the Super Bowl will receive a swag bag full of things to keep them comfortable and warm, like a seat cushion, hat, handwarmers, and so forth. Mike Francesa devoted an entire 10 minutes of his show today to going through the bag and talking about what he pulled out. It was amazing.

New York Mag has the highlights, but the whole thing is really worth your time. From his inability to put on earmuffs to his mistaking a beverage sleeve for a credit card holder to his genuine joy at discovering gloves, he is a treasure.

Now realize that the majority of his audience is listening on WFAN, and can't see a damn thing. Riveting radio.