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			<title><![CDATA[Blood Writes: This Man's Pinky Is Falling Off His Hand]]></title>
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				<em>This was a friend's pinky after sliding headfirst and hooking it on 3rd base.  Sorry about the clarity, but that's about as clear as I want it to b &mdash; Matt W.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5552879/blood-writes-this-mans-pinky-is-falling-off-his-hand" title="Click here to read more about Blood Writes: This Man's Pinky Is Falling Off His Hand">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Blood Writes: Man Slides Into Third And Winds Up Wearing A Maxi Pad]]></title>
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				Throughout Blood Week, we'll be featuring gruesome submissions from readers. Like this one from Brad about a softball game gone very wrong. Moderately disgusting leg injury after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5552678/blood-writes-man-slides-into-third-and-winds-up-wearing-a-maxi-pad" title="Click here to read more about Blood Writes: Man Slides Into Third And Winds Up Wearing A Maxi Pad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:45:46 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Farewell To America's Softball Failures]]></title>
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				For the last couple weeks, the injury-rate of rec softball competitors has drastically decreased, which is great news for the collective co-pay rate of America's health-insured, but bad for the column. But it deserves a proper send-off in gallery form.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5313007/a-farewell-to-americas-softball-failures/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about A Farewell To America's Softball Failures">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:30:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5302613/there-are-so-many-ways-to-make-your-leg-turn-purple" title="Click here to read more about There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:00:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awfu</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5294063/maam-your-foot-appears-to-be-dying" title="Click here to read more about Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:15:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5287144/a-broken-thumb-another-black-eye-and-our-first-wiffle-ball-failure" title="Click here to read more about A Broken Thumb, Another Black Eye, And Our First Wiffle Ball Failure">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:45:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/softball-failures/">players who are ridiculously awful</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5274234/pretty-girls-make-easy-targets" title="Click here to read more about Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.(<strong>Warning: Disturbing images ahead.</strong>)</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5271421/this-episode-is-guaranteed-to-gross-you-out" title="Click here to read more about This Episode Is Guaranteed To Gross You Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5263013/black-eyes-skinned-knees-and-a-pitiful-excuse-for-a-man" title="Click here to read more about Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 May 2009 14:30:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5252394/balls-faces-etc" title="Click here to read more about Balls, Faces, Etc.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 May 2009 13:15:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5242612/how-a-softball-almost-killed-this-mans-foot" title="Click here to read more about How A Softball Almost Killed This Man's Foot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5232716/keep-your-head-in-the-game-at-all-times-even-when-its-split-open" title="Click here to read more about Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: jy609LBPyas --><!-- /videoId: jy609LBPyas -->A good portion of New Yorkers join softball leagues for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5231103/softball-season-brings-out-the-best-and-worst-in-everyone" title="Click here to read more about Softball Season Brings Out The Best And Worst In Everyone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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