The Pirates did a lot of shit in the last 21 years to make their fans want to take a flying leap and end it all. But that's all in the past. Tonight, the Buccos won the NL wild-card game, and this dumb Yinzer—not to be confused with this dumb Yinzer, or these dumb Yinzers—decided it was just the right occasion for a late-night plunge from the Clemente Bridge into the Allegheny River. Because, sure. The YouTube description says dude did manage to swim to shore, which is a relief. But I've never seen anything so stupid. I mean, how could the idiot recording this not think to use landscape mode?

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