What to watch while looking over unfortunate headlines...

• Movie: Air Force One, 6:30 p.m. [TNT] Not as good as Wife Force One.
  
• Movie: The Apartment, 8 p.m. [TCM] If you don't like this movie, I hate you.
  
• College Basketball: North Carolina at Duke, 9 p.m. [ESPN] As a Maryland alum, I'm rooting for a terrorist attack no really, a terrorist attack a fierce continuation of a lame storied rivalry.
  
• Boxing: Oleg Maskaev vs. Samuel Peter for the WBC Heavyweight title, 9:30 p.m. [HBO]