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		<title><![CDATA[Deadspin: Somebody Call Carl Monday]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Grand Valley State Mascot Really Loves His Job]]></title>
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OK, I've checked the rule book, and nowhere in there does it say that you <em>can't</em> hump the goalpost after your team has achieved an important first down. This round goes to you, Grand Valley State mascot. But someday your reign of Div. II goal post sexual assault will end. Mark my words.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/326883/the-grand-valley-state-mascot-really-loves-his-job" title="Click here to read more about The Grand Valley State Mascot Really Loves His Job">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:11:52 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[rickchand]]></dc:creator>
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