Our friends at Gelf Magazine point out the newest trend in newspaper sports columnists column photos: The full body shot!

This is the Cincinnati Enquirer's Paul Daugherty, not a bad columnist, really, all decked up in his Sunday best for his mug shot. It's all here, folks: The pseudo-Cosby sweater, the poorly cut denim, the work boots and, of course, the rather awkward solution to the "what do I do with my hands?" problem.

Most terrifying thing about this? On Enquirer's columnist page, you have the option to "ZOOM." Uh, no thanks, actually.

Money Only Ruins Sports If You Let It [Cincinnati Enquirer]