Yesterday we brought you the 2015 Lacrosse All-Name Team, featuring such standouts as Deemer Class, Addington Elliot, and Brickman House.

But one reader wrote in to contend that, while lacrosse names are great, wrestling names are even better. This reader submitted for evidence the names of the top high school wrestlers in each weight class in the state of South Dakota. The best part of these names is that they're all over the place, some funny, some cool, some weird, and some incomprehensible.

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We've ranked our favorite 25, but let us know in the comments what you think, and if you know of any other sports subcultures that have great names.

  1. Dakota Galt
  2. Creighton Klinkhammer
  3. Truman Ashes
  4. Blade Foreman
  5. Blut Htoo
  6. Kayde Bartles
  7. Kruz Knudson
  8. Skye Soesbe
  9. Connor Rowbotham
  10. Chayden Fitzsimmons
  11. Atlas Willuweit
  12. Dylan Colt
  13. Kasey Klapprodt
  14. Slayton Ludens
  15. Wyatt Winter
  16. Cooper Carter
  17. Dawson Kremlecek
  18. Nick Evangeliso
  19. Bailey Brengle
  20. Kreg Kepplinger
  21. Chauncey Goethals
  22. Sully Masat
  23. Jebben Keyes
  24. Dan Slama
  25. Kaleb Crownover

h/t Will

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