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So a guy in Brazil, not content with the normal tattoo options in his area, has had <a href="http://modblog.bmezine.com/2008/02/13/tentacle-implants/">octopus suction cups grafted onto his arms</a>. Cool! My guess is that Belichick has already made this required surgery for all of his receivers; and <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/02172008/news/nationalnews/youve_got_to_be_kidding__98050.htm?page=0">Derek Jeter is looking into it as well</a>. Whereas Ichiro Suzuki just looks at it and sees lunch, I suppose.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/358519/attention-terrell-owens-help-is-on-the-way" title="Click here to read more about Attention Terrell Owens: Help Is On The Way">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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