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				When I worked at the Peninsula Times-Tribune in Palo Alto, Calif., (former home of Ray Ratto!) a young copy editor came up with a rather inadvertently amusing headline for a story in the features section: <em>You May Be To Blame If Your Dog Won't Come</em>. That still ranks in my top 10 of funny suggestive headlines, but what of the sports division? We may have a new leader.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5094255/is-this-the-most-suggestive-sports-headline-ever-written" title="Click here to read more about Is This The Most Suggestive Sports Headline Ever Written?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:00:58 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rick Chandler]]></dc:creator>
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