Toughest match-up by far. These 2 should be facing off in the finals.

Ron Mexico gives Will more book fodder. Vote Ron Mexico!!!

This is a finals matchup, not an Elite Eight. Both have brought us so much joy/misery this year.

why can't i vote? damn you americans, with your flawed electoral process.

Isiah is ready to slap hoes and bitches into the finals.

I see some voting irregularities on the horizon with this one.

If Ron doesn't win this, I swear to God I will dunk him underwater and stick a cattle prod up his ass.

Wait, I think I'll do that anyway.

Deciding factor for me is that Isiah did all that shit and STILL has a job...that's just phenomenal.

Nevermind, Nibbles is done his job.

@SenatorsLostCojones: I'm thinking of sending Ookie a copy of Marley & Me for Christmas. Any other DSers want to chip in?

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: to vote, either give some unsuspecting girl herpes or grab some unsuspecting girl on the ass.

This is the AFC Championship Game of the SHOTY Tournament.

I don't think Vick has a chance. Zeke can do something like Dukes did and still speak to us while voting is open. The screams coming from the prison won't have the same effect for Mikey.

Don't be a sunt, its got to be Isaih...bitch.

Plus, Vick's letter to the judge really got to me.

Isiah just called Ron Mexico a Sunt. Game over.

Ok, is it possible for one of these guys to win the popular vote, but lose the electoral vote? Because that would be fantastic.

@Farneyismycopilot: Like that would ever happen in a democratic society.

I smell upset after yesterdays sunt video.

This is kind of like deciding whether I would rather watch a porno with my parents or a porno starring my parents.

Sunt ftw.

Number of times sued by Jonathan Lee Riches:
Mexico - 1
Thomas - 0

I'm just sayin'.

I view this as a lifetime achievement award for Zeke.

Isiah doesn't give a shit about your soon-to-be-fiance, bitch.

"I can give you a lot of things, but I can't give you pride and heart," Zeke said. If that's not accepting the SHOTY right there, I dunno what is!

Considering the fact that some people are anti-Mexico and won't vote for him no matter what, and also that I don't want Kige to win, I must cast my vote for King Sunt. He appeals to both the red and blue states, and is probably our only chance of keeping fetal-alcohol syndrome from winning it all.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: So you'd vote Schrutebag over Zeke too?

this is spurs v. suns before the conference finals

@Ladies Love Fennis: Ditto. I ask you to look at the swath of ineptitude this gentleman has cut across the sporting landscape. Now meditate on the fact that he continues to coach one of the most visible franchises in sports.

Isiah is a Sportshuman of indelibly retarded prowess.

Anybody else being logged off at random and/or had their profile info (display name, website, etc) erased? Or is it just Rob giving me very strong hints?

Isiah IS Sofa King. He is my pick to go all the way.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Number of times sued by New York bitches:
Thomas: 1
Mexico: 0

I'm also just sayin'.

@Lady Andrea:
She had that ass grab coming.

/Jason Kidd

@SenatorsLostCojones: I have, it took me about half hour to get my name back

Isiah is so much more... HILARIOUS in his quest for SHOTY. Plus, only dirty sunts like puppy killers.

@Ladies Love Fennis: I agree. He's the Marty Scorsese of Sportshumans.

@ArkansasFred: Option two. I've seen it, and it's fantastic.

So since he's run the Knicks into the ground so badly that they can't win anything in the foreseeable future, do you think Isiah could get Dolan to hang the SHOTY banner up in the MSG rafters if he wins?

Zeke.

Ookie is just a serious, serious asshole.

@Becky_MI: I agree...Isiah's escapades have been far more funny than Ron's...if you set the "highlights" of the last few years of Isiah's career to the Benny Hill theme song that would be funny. Electrocuting dogs to the theme song...not nearly as funny.

@complicated wet dreams: I volunteer to make one.

These guys are both pretty much in the sunset of their Deadspin offerings. Isiah will be fired and Vick will be in jail for a few years.

But Vick has been the more well-rounded mark for us. Lying, Gambling, Fighting/Killing Dogs...Lying about Gambling and Fighting/Killing Dogs...Killing Dogs by Electrocution and Hanging...especially for someone so shy. Gotta be Vick.

I tried voting for Isiah 3 times and it wouldn't bring up the results. I then tried Ookie and it brought them right up. Conspiracy?

I'm gonna give Vick a couple more days to do something spectacular while in prison before I cast my vote. The whole "Sunt/Nightmare Ant" video is still too fresh in my mind and it's swaying my decision.

"Who advances to the Elite Eight: Ron Mexico, Or Isiah Thomas?"

I thought this was the elite eight.

@Rob Iracane: Seen that one too. Your parents are freaks, dude.

There really should be 2 awards: SHOTY and SDOTY (Sports Douchebag of the Year).

It's even possible that the same person could sweep both awards some years.

@I Party With Smoot: Please stop fucking up your own jokes. Ignore me. I'm going back to looking at porn now.

@ArkansasFred: It's even better if you're watching one starring your parents with your parents. Then they can kind of give you some first-hand insight as to why they decided to switch positions, if your dad had to slow down so he didn't bust too early, why he chose the face and not the back at the very end...

@ASox:

SDOTY -> Levis107

If Vick was white, he'd just be another sunt.

Wow. Talk about your Sophie's Choice.

I'm going to have to go with baffling ineptitude over pure evil on this one.