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The first matchup, on Tuesday, was a blowout. We suspect this one will be a little closer.
It's No. 7 seed Brady Quinn against No. 10 seed Alex Rodriguez. We don't know if these two are friends, but maybe they should be: They probably would have a lot to talk about.
No. 7 Seed: Brady Quinn
Sat in a crowded room, then left.
Grabbed some underage crotch.
Went all dance party marathon on us.
Rocked out.
No. 10 Seed: Alex Rodriguez
"Wrote" a children's book.
Dug deep.
Made friends with "she-male, muscular types."
Opted out while we were occupied with other matters.
Changed his mind. Maybe.
So, who's gonna make the Elite Eight? Vote below.
Comments
CATFIGHT!!!
I'm picking the effeminate one.
The real question is, who gets that coveted shemale demographic?
I'm going with Quinn just because he hasn't really played much since showing up here, and that's funny.
Also, he's clearly a fruit.
Another round in the gay bracket
Brady Quinn is the best thing to hit Cleveland since Spergon Wynn.
This is a tough match up, on the one hand you've got muscular shemales, on the other, A Rod's troubles.
Alex Balk voted "Yes"
Quinn's sister would wear a half-and-half jersey but doesn't know which shirt to wear for A-Rod
A-Rod will have the MVP so I'll throw Brady Quinn a bone.
Hm, poor word choice.
Thursday night sissy fight!
I have no idea which way to go.
@TheHogBlogger: I'm pretty sure A-Rod dominates that demographic in so many ways.
My vote is for BQ.
I voted against A-Rod, much like I voted against the no-more-touching-the-strippers-during-lap-dances ban in Ohio.
When did this become outsports.com?
Jiri Tlusty is going to have a very hard time deciding who to vote for here.
Brady is a uniquely Deadspin property. Or, something.
I'm having a crisis over this. Do I, as a Browns Fan, embrace Brady's, ahem, eccentricities, ahem, or fear them?
Fuck it, I just can't vote for that homo A-Rod.
A-Rod gets Millions to play, Brady get millions to sit.
A-Rod.
ESPN wants to know why you think A-Rod isn't as effeminate, and just wants you to answer a few survey questions.
what is this, a cockoff?
/there are no winners here
I am going with Quinn, after all I would be willing to take a shot at getting him to switch teams, while A-Rod, not so much.
A-Rod's homoerotic O-face in the SHOTY picture makes it close, but you've got to support all Brady has done for the gay rights movement this year.
Y-M-C-A!!!
I cant wait until Brady gets to play and completes the transformation in becoming "Sex Cannon 2.0"
I'd call this a brokeback match-up.
(sorry Texans, gays, horses, children, cowboys, etc.)
Alex Balk voted "Yes"
Tim Hardaway voted "No"
@The Man with No Name:
How could you vote against banning not touching strippers during lap dances?!
@Matt_T:
Apparently, neither does A-Rod.
Quinn is glad he gets to back up Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson.
Sparkle for Brady.
@J-No: I think A-Rod plays with pretty much whatever team is on the field.
I'm voting for Brady Quinn because of the consistent jokes made using his name whenever something even remotely gay comes up. He's usurped this from A-Rod.
BQ doesn't have much else going for him right now. He's got my vote
I'm pretty disappointed this is a first-round matchup. 7 and 10 seeds? Bah.
I always knew these two would go at it.
How did Lucious Pusey never make this list?!
I gotta give it to Quinn.
I mean, vote for him.
@Lady Andrea: I have been busy at work lately, but did was the whole first round bracket posted? I like to survey the entire field rather than voting in on-offs.
@3championshipsandwich:
He's already the realest. He doesn't need our validation.
No wonder A-Rod started talks with the Yanks yesterday. Getting his name in the news in time for SHOTY. Boras you devil!
Quinn, just to try and minimize A-Rod's appearances, futile as that might be.
The results of this vote should be known early, but I fear that are we going to have to wait an extra 5 hours to find out. I might have to go hide in a back room for a while.
John Amaechi, blah blah blah...
@J-No: I would like to know who the #1 seed is. Mangino? Fuck Lion? Kige?
Voting for Quinn because someone (with better video editing skills than myself) could probably make an A-Mazing campaign video for him in the later rounds.
After rewatching the video with him and Bret Michaels, BQ got my vote.
Another post season choke for Arod, but i bet he enjoys Quinn's balls down his throat
If A-Rod likes she-males and leaves on a train from New York at 2:00,
and Brady Quinn IS a she-mail and leaves on a plane from Cleveland at 3:00,
what time will they arrive at the gay pirate party in P-Town?
Quinn grabbed my, um, vote.
@J-No: I was just IMing that to someone else. I wish we could see the bracket too.
I'm more of the man-girl, feminine type. I'm sure Brady would like that.
But for the record, neither of these guys should win SHOTY
JOOO CAN'T HIDE FROM A RAHHHH
@ASox: What an adventure gang. I thought that the homosexuals were pirates!
Brady wants this Bling