
Pretty much every first-round SHOTY matchup has been a blowout. And we doubt this No. 1 vs. No. 16 matchup will be much different.
The biggest trouble with this one? Whether to go with Vick, Mexico or Ookie.
No. 1 Seed Ron Mexico
Suffered some weed-stashing problems.
Appears to have electrocuted puppies.
Fessed up.
Mercifully suspended by the NFL.
Checked into prison.
No. 16 Seed Mark Mangino
Fat.
So, make your picks. The final first-round matchup is Thursday.













