Bills 17, Jets 14  The J.P. Losman era in Buffalo might go the way of William Henry Harrison after Trent Edwards' surprising 22-for-28, 234-yard performance. Jets fans are dismayed that their team lost, but encouraged that it was Chad Pennington's fault, since his last-ditch effort at the end the game was intercepted.

Lions 37, Bears 27  The Bears are 0-1 with Brian Griese as their quarterback. The Bears are 0-1 with Brian Griese as their quarterback. The Bears are 0-1 with Brian Griese as their quarterback. Update: No, this isn't the official final score. But it should be, if for no other reason, so I don't look foolish.

Cowboys 35, Rams 7  I'm sure Terrell Owens is perfectly content with his 3-catch 33-yard outing in a blowout. Yep. Completely elated indeed.

Browns 27, Ravens 13  Wow. I'll never think little of the Cleveland Browns ever again. At least until next week.

Falcons 26, Texans 16  Not a soul in the world lacks some fraction of sympathy for Joey Harrington, who has played moderately well in his team's 0-3 start. His 23-for-29, 223-yard, 2-touchdown game has to feel good, like pajama pants right out of the dryer, especially against a surprising team like the Houston Texans.

Raiders 35, Dolphins 17  Look, you can't have every quarterback named Trent win on any given day. God didn't intend for that to happen.

Packers 23, Vikings 16  The Kelly Holcomb-patented football comeback was found not innovative by the USPTO and was ultimately nullified by Atari Bigby, who picked off Holcomb with about a minute left in the game. Green Bay is 4-0.

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