Can you hear me now? Har har har

Another day... another shutout loss for Roger Clemens. F'n Astros.

LONG LIVE PAUL GOLDSTEIN!!!

DC Jewish athletes rule...even if jeff halpern left the caps.

About last night...
I was forced to sit through Quite Frankly to check the Red Sox score because my Internet was down.

Had to stop and get a morning after pill on the way to work.

Good Zambrano keeps on rolling :)

I think Big Z hit cleanup last night.

dont bother getting excited flubby, dusty is about to use his arm up.

I was banging someone under the stars. until the neighbors dog showed up.

Stephen A. Smith. - did you are least turn off the sound Stalin?

Detroit Fans Alert, Kenny Rogers post All Star swoon beginning as predicted. Water and canned goods available at local shelters. Please, remain calm.

Goshdarn Tigers...when Mike Maroth gets back, they'll have SIX actual real live Major League© starting pitchers. The Yankees and Red Sox struggle to have six between them.

Believe it or not, Mike, Stephen A.'s voice overpowers the mute button.

If Stephen A Smith were actually a GOOD journalist, he would have asked Scoop Jackson some serious questions about the column he wrote, like "Scoop, rather than make assumptions that allow you to jump to your desired conclusion, have you actually done any research into why these numbers are so disproportional?". Scoop's conclusion could be true for all I know, but I'd rather see him do a little investigation before making an assumption of this nature.

Breaking news: I hate espn.

I belive you Stalin, which is why you need to keep an icepick on hands at all times.

Stephen A. Smith is the Leon Trotsky of ESPN empire and Must.Be.Stopped.

...and he was so worried about the main rotor, he just walked right into the tail rotor! Ahhhh... only in this business.