With everyone up in arms about the possibility of Gilbert Arenas leaving the Wizards, we thought we'd look at whether or not he would actually leave. After all, Gilbert is that rare superstar athlete who seems human and likable, and the average fan doesn't like to see a guy like that just — all together not — "Just Going After The Money." Of course, just going after the money makes him the same as about every fan in America, but regardless.
But would he actually leave? Gilbert is as popular in the DC area as Jamie Mottram, and almost as handsome. Is he seriously considering bolting, or is it just a contract ploy?
We knew only one man to ask: Our own unsilent majority, rock star at Kissing Suzy Kolber and intern for life at Wizznutzz. The guy is as big an expert in all matters Wizard as anyone we knew who doesn't dress up like a wizard for games. His thoughts about Gilbert's possible exit are after the jump.
As a long suffering fan of Les Boulez, I'd like to invite everyone to just relax. Bloggers and ESPN television personalities alike seem so eager to blow up the non-story of Gilbert Arenas' contract plans. Despite my admitted man-crush on the one called Zero, I refuse to cave in to the media's campaign of fear. His decision to opt out of his existing contract didn't come as a surprise to anyone in or around the organization, yet nobody (from the fans on up) have felt the need to panic because everybody saw it coming.
Ernie Grunfeld, the undisputed leader of the front office, let it be known that he's expected and planned for Gilbert's decision for quite some time. And how could he not? The Washington Post's Ivan Carter has been talking about the possibility for two months. Hell, Gilbert first started talking about opting out last year. Somehow people have gotten it in their heads that "opt out" is a secret way of saying "get me the fuck out of here," when, in reality, it means "it's time to get paid."
I've heard all sorts of reasons why he'd leave but none has been backed by logic. Say what you will about Gilbert's eccentricities, he's always been a logical person (the free agency coin flip was a joke). After three seasons under his contract with the Wizards, Gilbert has developed himself into a superstar both on and off the court. Taking advantage of the clause in his contract in order to secure a new max contract is just downright logical. Gilbert is looking for longterm security and a place where he can build a winner, two things the Wizards have been eager to provide for their young star.
When free agency rolls around 12 months from now, everybody with the means will be throwing max offers at him, but only the Wizards can guarantee him six years. All that's left is sorting out the perks, and Gilbert sure as hell doesn't need an agent to negotiate his yearly cake allotment from his beloved Grandpa Pollin (although obtaining the pit bull treadmills in the locker room could be a stretch, given recent circumstances in the world of sports).
Simply put, there's no reason for to go anywhere else. This is his home, it's where he's raising a family, it's where he's loved, and it's where he reigns supreme as The Black President (which makes him more powerful than Eleanor Holmes Norton) . And if does leave he knows that we'll find him. Remember, we're a bunch of crazy fuckers.
So please everyone, forget the doomsday theories because we've got enough shit to worry about. Just keep breathing, and don't hesitate to call if you forget your mantra.
For a closer look at the financial details, drink in the Kool Aid with Nate Jones over at Fanhouse; he knows what's up. Now I have to get back to the Mothering Hut before Darvin and Jaarko wake up.
-Unsilent Majority, Wizznutzz Intern for Life









Comments
is he going shopping with Kanye West now?
Looking at the photo, when was Gilbert a member of The Four Tops?
You know, the Rockets really need a point guard.
Only a 10-15% increase in pay? That is the base amount anyone should be getting at their respective jobs when it comes time for a raise.
Dear Agent Zero,
We signed the wrong Wizard. Please consider us next year.
Danny Ferry
I'd really like to see UM dressed like a wizard.
That is a sweet sweater ensemble.
Preach it, brother.
Gilbert 4ever.
Let's be fair, who isn't more powerful than Eleanor Holmes Norton?
@quick: Agent Zero is no point guard.
If someone told you that in a year, you'd be eligible to let every other company in your field make you offers that would increase your pay, how many of you would turn that down?
Gilbert Arenas for Lifetouch School Portraits.
Seriously, that pose isn't much different than the one I did for my senior picture.
i think we've clearly established that a team with one superstar and 4 wal-mart employees can make it out of the Eastern Conference & into the NBA Finals
@Muggsy Bogues: Neither is Tony Parker, but that doesn't stop Pop from running him as one. Plus, Gil can hit the 3. I'm getting all tingly just thinking about it...
Wait - Unsilent doesn't dress as a Wizard?
Hmmm....6 years guaranteed max money for a guy with an untested re-built knee. Be careful of what you ask for.
The Black President's neck is missing!
I like Agent Zero as much as the next internet fanboy, but isn't this a little DC biased? I feel like if Mark Texiera wanted out of Texas (this presuming actually had the ability to leave) there wouldn't be too much of a stir.
@TheStarterWife: I want to know where you work, and also, if they have any openings.
@Lady Andrea: UM puts on his robe and wizard hat...
@SlickBomb: Nothing commands headlines like that vaunted... DC sports bias?
Lt. Winslow
Don't forget about Boobie
Unrestricted free agency is nothing.
@quick: There are not enough basketballs in the city of Houston for Agent Zero, T-Mac and Big Yao to coexist. But in NBA Live? You've got a perennial powerhouse.
If he wants to win a title and stay in DC, he'd be better off enrolling in Georgetown.
The people most worried? The DC Ice Sculptors Union.
@Yinka Double Dare: considering how much I lurve Harry Potter, I think that would work out okay for both of us.
@Yinka Double Dare: Could this be Unsilent Majority?
I kid, I kid.
@quick: And Mr. Longoria is most definitely a point guard.
@Lady Andrea:
Last night,the 16 year old at the Ice Cream stand. Today, the teenage Harry Potter. Keep this up and they won't allow you to handle any custody cases.
@SlickBomb: Mark Teixiera does want out of Texas. He supposedly wants to go to Baltimore to be close to home, or some such thing.
But it's Mark Teixiera - no one cares about MT.
@metschick:
I guess that would make Texiera Agent Less Than Zero.
It's okay, Gilbert. You can come home now. The Staples Center is a lot closer to Van Nuys than our Nation's capital is.
Come home, Gilbert...
Phenomenal swag UM, I feel better.
@metschick: Well, he IS on my fantasy team and I've kept him for 3 years straight, so he better get his head together and get off that DL!
@UkraineNotWeak: From now on I shall be known as Mrs. Robinson.
@Weed Against Speed: Heh.
For anyone who didn't get my reference, read on.
http://www.geocities.com/goddamn_green_smurfs/bloodninja/o...
and the follow up:
http://www.geocities.com/goddamn_green_smurfs/bloodninja/t...
Pretty much all the infamous Bloodninja cyberchats are pretty amusing
Mr Arenas, I knew Michael Adams, Michael Adams was a friend of mine, You, Sir, are no Michael Adams.
it is great that Hibachi is his own agent too. He saves 10% of 90 million.
@Muggsy Bogues: yes, but there's no denying that he takes tons of shots and is a scorer. Just like Gil. Who can hit the 3.
What a second option...
/wishful thinking
boston loves hibachi's
The Clippers would gladly welcome their new Hibatchi Overlord...
@quick: So who's the third option? Yao or T-Mac?
/dream crushing
I wasn't going to address Agent Zero's plans to opt out of his contract after next season, because it's a non-story. But friends and loved ones keep asking! So if you want to know how I really feel, well, I don't want to think about Gilbert leaving ... *throat closing up* ...
First, three quick things on the whole Gilbert opting out saga: 1)Bill Simmons' take on the situation, from his chat today:Citizen (World): Arenas anouncing he will opt out is an obvious shout out to the Lakers.
@quick: Calling Hibachi a 'poing guard' is stretching the definition somewhat...
And I think it's all just a bit of one-up-manship with Kobe...
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