You've probably seen this by now, but it can't pass without comment. This was not, in fact, Dan Shanoff. Good guess, though.
Florida Fan Motto: Dignity, Always Dignity
11:40 AM on Wed Oct 3 2007
By Rick
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LEAVE TEBOW ALONE!!!!
so Florida lost?
they can't hear you
I've seen people handle the deaths of their parents better than this kids handled that UF loss.
Dear lord.
Looks about right to me.
@Upstate Underdog: *death
I call B.S. Two males no jorts. This has to be a fake.
You know, if I was a guy who went to florida, and I looked around at the student body, my energies on a Saturday night wouldn't be wasted on yelling at Tommy Tuberville's visage on TV.
why is he shrugging the whole time?
"you're fired Myer, you're so fucking fired"
I'm pretty sure Urban Meyer hasn't been fired yet
This is cute. Screaming at the television is a tradition my Pepaw passed down through my family.
Also, I like how this is turning into SEC Roast Wednesday. Next post should be about Derrick Jasper's hairline fracture, so I can start screaming at the computer. Traditions have to keep up with the times, ya know.
That's a nice couch.
That kid is quite an expert for (given his 115 pound frame) never playing football in his life.
Shanoff would have used his tears as lube to jerk off to Tebow one last time, then promptly jumped on the South Florida bandwagon.
...who am I kidding... Shanoff would be all over USC or LSU.
I hope his Daulerios drop soon.
With all that pacing back and forth the kid would make one helluva dueler.
@The Fake Gimel Martinez: There has to be a video out there of an Alabama fan freaking out about losing to FSU. SEC roast Wednesday continues.
And all I can think is, "That guy's vote really counts as much as mine?"
That was shot in the University of Florida Graduate Students Association Common Room wasn't it?
Boy, I would sure hate to see his reaction to the premier episode of "Cavemen".
Too soon?
@supermike4ever: Because Florida isn't allowed to lose! That's why people root for them! What's going on????
Honestly im just surprised that tv doesnt have a hole in it.
He's Ram Tough, though.
This is nothing a glass of Ovaltine and a nice tasing couldn't fix.
@preciousroy: No.
He lives in Florida, so his counts twice.
@preciousroy: No, he's in Florida. You can thank James Madison, the Electoral College, and the Two Party System (party all day, and party all night).
It's Kige after a 12 day PCP bender (you know, if Kige were a Florida fan)
The more fucks in that 3:12 clip than the whole Goodfellas movie.
I'm pretty sure that's NOT Jesus' middle name
Sucks to lose your allowance on the Gators moneyline
He didn't just say "Jesus effin' Jelly Beans" did he? That's a new one.
@Unleash the Dragon: @dismalScientist: Touché.
@Sex-Panther: and 100 pounds lighter.
I can't see the video at work. Since we have to be reminded it's not Shanoff, can I assume it's of a guy flipping a coin to decide whether he's going to become an LSU or USC fan?
Please tase him, bro!
The reports of Dan Shanoff throwing his kid into his Television set have yet to be proven.
"I don't want them to fucking hear the ball."
Or taste the snap count!
POV porn is my favorite kind.
Searchin' high, searchin' low
Searchin' everywhere I know
Askin' the cops wherever I go
Have you seen dignity?
Who videotapes the watching of a football game? The game itself? Sure. Watching it? Not so much.
UGA video, UF Video. Someone at Deadspin Headquarters is looking forward to the Cocktail party in a few weeks.
That's why "we" pay you, Mister Urban Fucking You're Fucking Fired Meyer!
The interior of that double-wide is surprisingly nice.
obviously that kid was still playing with barbies during the ron zook years.
Was that Jimmy Clausen walking by at the 1:41 mark?
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
Go put on your leg brace, douchebag.
@DonGerard: "Keep your penis in your genus"
@Chones_Chonies: I was wondering the same thing. It could (and should) be jelly beans, but also could be "Jesus you're fucking killing me." Regardless, "Jesus fucking jelly beans" just.. wait... ok, there. It's now in my lexicon.
Always appreciative of a SINGIN' IN THE RAIN reference.
THIS IS THE FUCK
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