Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: Handjobs with Mike Florio is the least popular offseason workout regimen. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by This.Is.Malcolm: Be easy on this Dave Gilmore fellow. He's just Learning to Fly. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Token_Tennis_Fan: Rick, it's great to have you here! It's about time we had a maile writer on Deadspin! Look... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Flayed Bozack: Missionary only. In the dark. Through a hole in the sheet. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by sg-dub: Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Steve U: Getting fired right after the Super Bowl? That really must represent the Sum of All Fears for Clancy. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by formerly Chief Wahoo: Why obsess over that when you can focus on the illegal clip that Woodley threw on Harrison's INT runback? Or... 44 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: The no nunchucks rule was put into place after "a real party dude" got a little out of hand last... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by supermike5alive: reallydoe, the quality of play these days in the NFL is similar to the quality of poopie. at the end of... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: As someone else indicated in an earlier thread...good game, with some great moments. Too many flags and questionable ref... 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by mikedrawcar left his star around here somewhere...: wrong pic. It was a Murcielago. /Jalopnik'd 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Matt Sussman: I heard he had to beat Mario 3 using warp whistles, so I am disillusioned. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: The Anquan Boldin Problem Wasn't that an episode of Big Bang Theory? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TheStarterWife: They're well on their way to reaching the musical heights of other successful Pittsburgh rock acts The Clarks, Rusted Root,... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Blast it, Biggs: Her bikini has a first name. It's NSFW. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by wonderlic---myballs: Every schmo and their brother is laying the points right now. Line hasn't moved. Interesting side note: Brandon Lang, the biggest... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Christine Walsh: DJ Squirrely D & Fat Michael have a bar up for grabs next week! 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Tully Blanchard Enterprises: the corpse of Pat Tillman as himself /too soon 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by David Hume: Can you taste all the irony and coincidence and bad blood!? First and last time I went down with the lights... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by wonderlic---myballs: How do you keep Cards' fans out of your backyard? 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Carl Dagger: tj/ obama is giving his inauguration speech /end tj 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by larispitler: Give me a break with the racial overtones. Some knuckleheads burning up some grass. Not right, but because... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Muggs Bigglesworth: Come to NY, Anquan. We'll throw to you AND pay you big time money. Promise. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Quake 'n' Shake: Best comment I heard from a Cardinals fan at the game yesterday: When the Eagles kicked their first FG and... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: But seven is God's number -- and if God wants me to bet, I'm taking that as sign to go... 4 Responses | Other threads