What to watch as your favorite t-shirt commits suicide in the dryer ...
• College football: Oregon at Arizona. Ducks march toward a royal screwing when they hand out the bowl bids. [ESPN]
• College basketball: 2K Sports College Hoops Classic, semifinals, at New York, Connecticut vs. Gardner-Webb; Memphis vs. Oklahoma. A gleaming no-prize to he who can name the Gardner-Webb nickname. [ESPN2]
• NBA: San Antonio at Dallas; Chicago at Phoenix. This had beter not interfere with Charmed. [TNT]

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