The show: Dancing With The Stars
The premise: "Six celebrities and their professional partners embark on an intense competition — live — in front of a studio audience and the nation."
The date: Tomorrow night, 9 p.m. ET
The celebrity cast:
Joey McIntyre (former New Kid; the gay one, we think)
Trista from The Bachelor
Rachel Hunter (used to have sex with Rod Stewart)
John O'Hurley (J. Peterman on Seinfeld)
Kelly Monaco (we don't know who this is)

and ...

Evander Holyfield.

Who says boxers lose their dignity when they get old?

Dancing With The Stars [ABC.com]

[By the way, the guy in that photo with Evander is "Retro Bill, The Official DARE Safety Buddy." If that guy can't stop kids from taking drugs, no one can.]

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