words..... fail..... me.....

although not these: i think he has bigger tits than ms. midwest

Will, are you trying to get me fired?

NSFW! NSFW!

Great. As if there wasn't already enough gay porn on Deadpin this week.

Wow...her pants have a lot of buttons.

Deadspin needs to reevaluate its NSFW tagging policy. Both links in the story are NOT Kosher.

Funny, that's not how I remember the midwest looking.

She seems to have strangely shaped aeroelas.

@Chief Wahoo: Yeah, I seem to remember it being flatter.

I question the selection of the this Deadspin Widescreen on the main page, but I applaud the linkage to a Porn Stars homepage. Off to Google I go to do some 'research', as I am going to be ejected from the place of real research.

Ugh, at least I know all the purple camo in Baltimore serves some functional use.

No,Chick,Maybe

Oh yeah, now change the front page photo. Could you explain that to the

Guess who just became the office pervert! Thanks, Deadspin!

Aubrey is such a gay name for a dude.

The Skip heads are on the wrong person.

definitely the closest skip bayless has ever been to a pair of breasts

Dibs on the liveblog.:

NEXT WEBCAM SHOW :
Sunday - November 18, @ 8:30 PM EST

And if you take off her pants? Mariotti.

Spiceboy is the master cocksman.

@twoeightnine: A live blog you'll need kleenex for...

Aubrey Huff: No seriously, I'm a major league baseball player.

Melissa Midwest: Really? What team?

Aubrey Huff: The Baltimore Orioles.

(photo snapped, catching Melissa's reaction)

Are they supposed to be flexing or are they getting ready to punch her in the snatch ? Because it looks like someone forgot their muscles at home.

Most annoying thing about the picture? The lack of a belt on both Aubrey and Melissa.

/End of pet peeve rant

Let's get serious, a week ago "Huffin' it" wasn't even part of our vocabulary. Now 3 posts later he should be a late entry to the SHOTY bracket and you want to tell me this is the last we'll hear from him? I think not.

The saga continues.

I'm so glad I'm the only one left at work.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Affirmed. Huff for SHOTY!

What the hell is up with that watch? Is it made by Numark?

@UkraineNotWeak: they're just really weird STD bumps.

@Phony Gwynn: +1 for a turntable reference.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Might as well start working on his Deadspin HOF plaque already.

@Phony Gwynn: Swatches ?

Baseball players do have marvelous physiques. Imagine CC Sabathia in that picture.

I'd like to have sexual relations with her.

The important thing here is that this is a victory for the children. And by "children" I mean "porn star."

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: The Nedley Mandingo song parody "Horseshit Town" (sung to the tune of Huff's own country version of a Mellencamp song - "Letters from Home"... thankfully NOT "Our Country") has yet to appear online. I, for one, will be disappointed if it does not warrant another post.

Huff for SHOTY.

Wait which one is Aubrey?

@ballsattack: The one that looks like a total douchebag...

@In Flagrante Delicto: Letters From Home's not Mellencamp, it's John Michael Montgomery.

Now, everyone point and laugh at the resident hick.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Wu-tang! Wu-tang!

/obscure reference

@Weed Against Speed: Thanks. That clears it up.

@Weed Against Speed: so, both that aren't the chick?

@ballsattack: I'm here to help.

I think I've seen more naked people on Deadspin lately than I have here at work.

Bravo, Will. Bravo.

@ballsattack: With Pedro Martinez on her other side.

@ballsattack:

Huff said he spent a lot of his time lying around treating his body like some kind of amusement park, that's about the level of fitness one would expect.

As a Baltimore City resident, I'd love to drink this fucking over-paid utility asshole under the table at any of the fine establishments this city has to offer ... He can't stay out past nine because he has no tolerance, no woman buys that he's a pro ball-player when they see his bitch-tits and $12 haircut and everybody knows Kyle Boller runs the party scene in this city.

Aubrey - and most of the athletes that play in this city - live in a mostly-jewish suburb called Owings Mills, where there isn't night-life past 9 p.m. But that's not the city. That's like Eli saying there's no night-life in Manhattan, as he commutes to Madison, NJ on the Amtrak line.

So, BDD, how does her muff-stubble measure up?

@Upstate Underdog: It looks like something you get out of a machine for a quarter.

In fact, I'm entirely convinced that face plate is a sticker.

@I Party With Smoot: lately? what, do you work at a strip club?

well looks liek my boss is sending me out of the office on a permanent vacation...thanks Will

I am unimpressed by your watch.
/Matt Leinart