You know, one would think we would have learned our lesson about seeing Cardinals games in person here.

Or here.
Or here.
Or here.
Or, heavens, here.

But nope: We never learn our lesson, and look what happened.

It's Game 7 tomorrow. (Or, tonight, we guess.) And rest easy, fellow Cardinals fans: We're not going. We're told there's a bar in the Flatiron district of Manhattan where the NYC Cardinals fans congregrate. If this thing is gonna go down, we're gonna do it among our people.

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