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It's Opening Day, and that means it's time to play "What's Your Caption?"
• "Don't worry about your son. I used to run wild as a kid too, and you'll never believe what I ended up doing."
• Right behind them, Sammy Sosa hides, waiting for the coast to clear so he can get the hell out of here.
• Somewhere, Kanye West sighs. Maybe he'd been wrong about the man.
• "OK, Mr. President, take a deep breath ... now cough."
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"See, Dusty? Wasn't your team better after you traded Sammy Sosa?"
traded = 'got rid of', I don't remember if he was traded or not.
Cubs manager Dusty Baker and President George W. Bush shake on a bet about who will be pulled first, American troops from Iraq, or Cubs pitcher Mark Prior when his pitch count's in the 230s.
Dusty: "You were right Zambrano- he has no clue I'm making fun of white people by wearing my pants this high..."
"Dusty...(makes snorting sound with nose)...that was one of my Skull & Bones nicknames, yuck yuck."
"You blacks were brought over here for the heat, right? Isn't that history? Weren't you brought over because you could take the heat?"
Wait, where the hell is W's other hand??? Dusty does look a tad uncomfortable in that pic.
In a thought bubble over Dusty: "There goes my street cred." In a thought bubble over Dubya: "Woo-hoo! Street cred."
George Bush does not care about Cubs fans.
"You see, what we're tryin' to do here...is make Chicago a Chocolate City."
Mad Dog...Mad Dog! Watch this! I'm gonna make him cry like a girl! Dubya may be (as Billy Packer might say) "ath-a-letic," but I'll bet Dusty could still take him. How many opportunities do you get in life to squeeze the President's hand so hard he goes down on one knee and yells Uncle.
"I dont blame you for the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, everyone knows that we need a Black or Latin President for those hot summer months."
I'd like to point out that my prediction of the Cubs going 162-0 is on track. Woo-hoo!
CliffX, you stole my caption, you magnificent bastard.
Caption for photo: "Lovable Losers" Here's to 2008 with Steve Stone at the helm.
"Hey Dust-man, you know anybody in The Game that can hook up some good blow? SHHH! Look normal!"
A douchebag who screws up everything he touches and yet, somehow, manages to keep his job. And President Bush.
Man. You don't even need to make a caption up -- you can quote W directly to fit this pic. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Could've he been refering to Bartman?
"Dusty Baker and President Bush Exchange Approval Ratings" or "Missing: Isiah Thomas, Matt Millen"
Zzzzzzz. Honestly, execpt for CliffX and Roy Keane, none of these captions are funny.
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