If the Milwaukee Brewers don't do one other thing in the entire future of their franchise (and there's a possibility they won't), it just doesn't matter. Their legacy is secure and we call them heroes; for they have already given us the wonder of racing sausages, and the greatness that is the 12-person beer bong.

Now that's a tailgate party.

Due to the powers of RoboBong, the Brewers won their opener against the Dodgers, 7-1.

Opening Day 2007: Brewers Vs. Dodgers [Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel]

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