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A Pittsburgh woman placed the following ad on craigslist:
I have a fantasy that I would like to live out. As you guessed it. You come over in a Roethlisberger jersey, bend me over and (ahem) me. I don't want a relationship but would like this fantasy filled before the Super Bowl. Thanks.
Somewhere in Pittsburgh right now, there's a dude behind this woman saying, "Yeah, that's it. Mmhmm. I'm Ben Roethlisbeger. The Steelers don't get any respect. No one believes we can do this, girl. Oh yeah, baby. I'm doing this for Jerome, baby. It's all about Jerome right now. Uggggh. You like that? Do you like my backwards hat, girl? Ohhhhh. Get a Fathead, baby. You have got to get a Fathead. That's it, girl. Damn, my beard is ridiculous."
Will you dress up as Roethlisberger? - w4m - 21 [craigslist]
Comments
Just out of interest, like, but is perusing the personals on Craigs List part of the weekend editor's job description? That shouldn't be taken in a negative light either! Or are there simply no lengths to the build up for a Superbowl?..
I can't tell if this post is pain or pleasure.
Not only does Will make me read the personals at craigslist... he's forcing me to go to this woman's house later.
If she's hot. I would do it. If not. No way.
i didn't know that jake plummer used craigslist.
Great post Mighty... Great writing. Maybe this'll start a trend... Is there a post on the Miami CL asking for someone to dress up like the 7th floor crew? "w4m - 21, I want to call you T-Buck..."
Are you sure that ad is from a woman? It could be from several male sportswriters at the Pittsburgh Post Gazette. I dare you to find a bigger collection of no-talent ankle-grabbers.
c'mon, peeps...this CL post was an every week thing back in the Bubby Brister era.
Gotta get a Fathead.
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