A Pittsburgh woman placed the following ad on craigslist:

I have a fantasy that I would like to live out. As you guessed it. You come over in a Roethlisberger jersey, bend me over and (ahem) me. I don't want a relationship but would like this fantasy filled before the Super Bowl. Thanks.

Somewhere in Pittsburgh right now, there's a dude behind this woman saying, "Yeah, that's it. Mmhmm. I'm Ben Roethlisbeger. The Steelers don't get any respect. No one believes we can do this, girl. Oh yeah, baby. I'm doing this for Jerome, baby. It's all about Jerome right now. Uggggh. You like that? Do you like my backwards hat, girl? Ohhhhh. Get a Fathead, baby. You have got to get a Fathead. That's it, girl. Damn, my beard is ridiculous."

Will you dress up as Roethlisberger? - w4m - 21 [craigslist]

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