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There's A Bill Belichick Sex Tape? Merciful Jesus, Anoint My Eyes With Clorox

Like opening the ancient, creaky attic door in a horror movie, some moves are so obviously wrong-headed that you just want to scream. Tom Casale, a former writer for Patriots Football Weekly, has just made one of those moves. Writing under the name Tommy Rider (red flag right there), he penned a farewell to the team following his last day on the beat, where he dished some "gossip" that included the contention that there's a Bill Belichick sex tape floating around. Before you ask your cat to claw out your eyes, be informed that Casale strikes me as several different kinds of crazy. OK, let's proceed. More »

10:00 AM on Thu Jul 31 2008
By Rick Chandler
29,542 views, 87 comments

Latest by Thatjusthappened: Good Lord that's a nice ass. Ass so fine, make me wanna cry. In fact from now on I will more »

nba closer

Celtics Use Rhythm Method, Belichick Craftiness To Beat Pistons

The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's still wondering why the Celtics were all up in LeBron's junk last series. When he's not focusing on the sordid past, he can be found mocking the laughable present at Basketbawful. Enjoy! More »

9:15 AM on Wed May 21 2008
By Basketbawful
13,789 views, 53 comments

Latest by NYSportscene: Wasn't she featured on "M.I.L.F. Hunter" not that long ago? more »

nfl draft

Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything

Some "experts" — you know, the people who decide who did a great job in a draft mere hours after it was completed and before, uh, anyone so much as puts on more than a hat — were up on the New England Patriots' selections at the NFL Draft this weekend. We couldn't tell you, but we did love any and all shots of Bill Belichick yesterday. Bill! Are you letting your hair grow out? Someone's been hanging out with Bon Jovi! More »

11:40 AM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Leitch
8,910 views, 44 comments

Latest by Grandjester: @SonofSpurrier: Heeeey, THAT might actually work. Can't be any worse, can it? more »

you cannot give up on cheating!

South Park, Cheating, And You

"In America, it's OK to cheat as long as you cheat your way to the top." What does Stand and Deliver have in common with Bill Belichick? South Park explains. More »

1:35 PM on Thu Apr 10 2008
By rickchand
7,852 views, 39 comments

enjoying the view?

Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer... Then Shred It

Be it in practice, on film, inside another man's house, or at an NIT basketball game, Bill Belichick can't help but take notice of some untapped potential. TMZ brings us this transcendent image from Florida's victory in the NIT last night. Clearly Nick Calathes' triple double wasn't the only to impress the Pats coach. More »

4:06 PM on Sun Mar 23 2008
By KOGOD
16,813 views, 42 comments

Latest by izzone: If only her Jorts were cut offs it would be love at first sight. more »

bill belichick

Bill Belichick Knows Where Lesbians Love

At long last, a prominent pro sports coach has come out of the closet in a nationally- ... wait, what? Sorry. Scratch that. While Bill Belichick is the cover boy for this month's issue of Boston Spirit, the city's premier gay magazine, the mag's publisher points out that his photo was just picked more or less at random. Wives, he's all yours again! More »

12:35 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By rickchand
6,291 views, 71 comments

Latest by IchiroSuzukiSamurai: Every copy of this issue of Boston Spirit has been bought up on the newstands, taken to New York, and more »

regrets, i've had a few

Who's Sorry Now? Patriots Spygate Edition

So who does one believe in this Matt Walsh vs. Bill Belichick videotaping-the-Rams-Super-Bowl-walkthrough controversy? Is Walsh, as Belichick would have us believe, a rogue agent, out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct? Or is Belichick involved in a Nixonian coverup, with guest star Scott Pioli as Spiro Agnew? One thing that may have me leaning toward the latter ... Big Bill has issued an apology. Not in connection to the Walsh allegations of course; but for the taping incident with the Jets early in the season. Repeating; Belichick has apologized. Yes, the Apocalypse is nigh. More »

3:10 PM on Mon Feb 18 2008
By rickchand
6,550 views, 91 comments

Latest by buccos: "Sorry we've made absolutely no roster moves but we promise to get better with the same exact lineup. We just more »

super bowl xlii

Analyzing Belichick's Insane Decision Not To Kick

Of all the oddities during Super Bowl XLII, the one that might stick, and the one that might hurt the reputation of Patriots coach Bill Belichick the most, was his decision to go for it instead of sending kicker Stephen Gostkowski out for a 49-yard field goal. That doesn't look good when you lose a game by three points. We asked Stefan Fatsis, resident kicker expert and the author of the upcoming A Few Seconds Of Panic, take a look at Belichick's thought process, and why it was fatally flawed. More »

5:30 PM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By Leitch
12,959 views, 82 comments

Latest by JoeyPorterAle: While reading all this probability of outcome/down/distance discussion it reminded me of those cards one can buy in Vegas that more »

fun with photoshop

Patriots Fans Cry The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness

As you may have imagined, folks are having a bit of fun with the Super Bowl result, Photoshop-wise. Following are some of this morning's more interesting efforts. I have to admit, I chuckled at most of them. And by the way ... if you happen to come across this, it isn't a Photoshop. These books are actually for sale. More »

6:09 PM on Mon Feb 4 2008
By rickchand
20,150 views, 62 comments

Latest by Bill Belichicks Videographer: @Chief Wahoo: or stupidity more »

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