Jeriously, the guy's name is Jerious?

So Selig may try to suspend players for breaking Federal law. And the Union is going to back the players. EEEDDDIOTS, the both of 'em.

Where the fuck is my Dick Joke Jambaroo? WTF, do you people want me to actually do my job? And yes, I'm talking to you BBD.

If Jeffrey Jordan fails at basketball, I suggest he try baseball. Surely, he cannot be worse than is father at that.

From that headline, I figured Dilfer must've just been traded to New England.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Pretty much the whole concept of a union.

@econdave: Even better, his middle name is "Montreal".

However, it's pronounced "Mon-treel".

@TotalBS: Silly me. I thought unions were supposed prevent the bosses from screwing over grunts on things like overtime pay and workplace safety, not defend a bunch of felenious idiots.

I really want to buy that "I Hate Your Kids" t-shirt and just hang out at the grocery store smirking and making eye contact with all of the moms.

If I didn't love the Dick Joke Jamboroo so much, I'd be upset that it was posted right after a Blogdome that includes my blog!

Alas - like an abused girlfriend, I submit to its control over me.

I've heard.... that the Jaguars are going to sign an actual jaguar as QB. They're just going to snap the ball and let it maul the defense.

@Phatty: I have that shirt. It goes over especially well in Utah.

What are the Bulls going to do with their bench?
How about sit on it.

Thanks, I'll be here all night.