• A wheelchair tennis player tests positive for a banned substance. We hate the world sometimes. [World Chumps]
• Hey, would the NFL without the salary cap really be the worst thing in the world? [Dave's Sports Views]
• The Chicago Cubs and the Toronto Maple Leafs: Same franchise. [Forward Progress]
• Ike Diogu will draw your picture anytime, babe. [Manute's Webb]
• If they had an all-star team for scrappy, old-school fan favorites, this would be it. [Metsquire]
• If the Bucks change their uniforms, as rumored, we certainly hope they end up looking something like these. [Bucks Town]
• Free Darko now found on McSweeney's. [McSweeney's]