• Aaron Boone meets his new teammates in the latest from The Dugout. [FanHouse]
• A well-reasoned ripping of STEPHEN A SMITH. [The Naughty American]
• In case you were wondering what happens when big wave surfers get their asses kicked by big waves. [The Sporting Blog]
• Bill Simmons: Chucker. [Pop Jocks]
• Every team sucks but mine! No wait, my team sucks too. [Bugs & Cranks]
• Everything you need to know about the NEW American Gladiators. In other news, the writers strike will never end. [My Brain Says Rage]
• Mike Holmgren, Reggie White, and Brett Favre as a slow-witted janitor. Where can I find the DVD? [Mac G's World]
• Yahoo will not stop until Reggie Bush is properly punished. [FanHouse]
• Nationals add Queen Latifah to the rotation. [Nationals Enquirer]
• The NFL slaps Shanny's leathery wrists to the tune of $25k. [Bronco Talk]
• Video of that Nick "The City" Young's dunk from last night. [Mister Irrelevant]