well I hope that's the last time I read "Ida West Road" and "Monroe News" in a Blogdome link.

I was playing pickup ball last night and I overheard one of the guys saying, "it was yer nuts but it was MY ankle."

Am I stupid because it took me this long to realize that Lion in Oil is a palindrome?

Lopez could earn another $125,000 annually by passing four, in-season tests: body-fat percentage, a 60-yard sprint, a 20-yard shuttle run and a vertical jump.

Best incentives for a diet ever.

@metschick: it sounds like his four tests are: have a body-fat percentage, run a 60-yard sprint, complete a 20-yard shuttle run, and have a vertical jump.

Are Sal's Pals anything like Diddy's Kiddies?

How did the Bulls dominate the Heat so completely?

dammit, close tags.

@Jerkwheat:

Well stop providing Manningham with weed, then, dammit!

@Phony Gwynn: I didn't notice until you just pointed it out.

any event that is held at a place called the "Happy Ending Lounge" will draw me instantly.

@Matt_T: I feel better then. Thanks.

@SuperFrankieLampard: shit, for 125 Gs, damn straight I'd be able to do whatever they wanted me to.

@metschick: What would you do for $125? (Just paid the bills and I'm a bit short.)

@Phony Gwynn: Don't sweat it, I had to ask the guy before I knew.

@Sarcastro: Nothing. But scrounge up $250 and then we're talking!

@metschick: I'm putting my left kidney (the more functional one) on Ebay as we speak. I'll get back to you ...

What do you mean another awesome Eagles fan? You act like there aren't many of us!

Oh.

@Sarcastro: Sweet! Kidneys just get in the way of the good times anyway.

@metschick: a missing kidney just adds another hole.

@SuperFrankieLampard: What a delightully horrifying image. Kudos, sir.

@SuperFrankieLampard: Ha! And ew.