Great; I had to read this story about Quinn right after I posted the "May... I touch your cock?" comment for the "Month in Review." Good timing, Chamomiles.

The current girlfriend graduated from Notre Dame and swears up and down that Brady was one of the best people she ever met.

Filtered through the man-filter, I assume that means she slept with him. That son of a bitch.

Quinn, you are ruining your chances for SHOTY. You may even have to withdraw.

Follow Isiah's lead, the release of the 'sunt' video, moved him into the lead.

I wonder if this will put an end to Will ironically calling Brady Quinn gay? I say no.

@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_Of_Cheez-its: he's an exceedingly nice guy. I had the pleasure of hanging out with him one night here in South Bend and he's cool and super nice.

Yesterday my friend and I were indulging in some magical fungi and watching the Browns-Bills game. My friend played DE for a rival high school in Hilliard, Ohio against Brady Quinn's Dublin team, and he said he one time 'touched Brady Quinn after he threw a pass.' For some reason, I sat in amazement and said 'Woow.' Only in Columbus does a story of someone briefly touching a backup NFL QB become amazing.

.@Lady Andrea: By hanging out... you mean you blew him, obviously.

@Lady Andrea:

So I've heard. I joke of course, its more bitterness I didn't get into Notre Dame and the girl did. From what I understand, the football players and whatnot are known by everyone a lot more than at most major schools because it's relatively small.

By the way, how'd the tax final go? I ask only because I bombed mine senseless on Friday and wouldn't mind having someone to empathize.

Let the ignorant laugh. Brady is going to become a football legend in Cleveland.

Game worn but never sweated in.

As much praise is being heaped on Westbrook's "intelligence", he's obviously not a math major. Scoring the TD puts the Eagles up by 2 scores, give Dallas the ball with no timeouts and 2 minutes on the clock. And they hadn't been in the endzone all game. Great heads-up thinking, but next time just run the goddamn ball into the endzone.

@Lady Andrea:

She also said he was shockingly devoted to his girlfriend. Which I assume means she only tried to sleep with him, so no hard feelings.

@Old No.7:

Lest you forget, Andy Reid is his coach. With his clock management, he would've been calling timeouts for the Cowboys (witness the timeout to see if they could challenge a play, with the price of losing said challenge being losing that same timeout). Best to keep things out of his hands.

@Chamomiles Davis:

One of the senior guys I work with was really sick last year. The exchange I had with his assistant:

Her: Did you get a chance to go visit [Blank] in the hospital yet?
Me: Not yet, I hope to go this week.
Her: Well, he died this morning.

Will just did the same thing to you.

@Old No.7: After what happened to them at home against Chicago, I don't blame the Eagles at all for what they did, and I'm glad they did it.

It was the smart move. Tessio was always smarter.

@Gourmet Spud: To quote a well-worn movie line, "Don't I look like the fucking asshole?"

@The Proverbial: He'll probably feel a little guilty now, though.

@Chamomiles Davis: Not at all, sir.

In all seriousness, Brady really is a class act. I can say that from personal experience, depsite how much we make fun of him. Sincerely nice guy.

Westbrook must have been playing someone head-to-head who had him as their RB. I demand an investigation.

Brady Quinn sounds like a nice guy. Also, Steely McBeam gave my cousin who had the flu a pair of club-worn assless chaps, so give him a break as well.

@Old No.7: No matter how badly it might have screwed your fantasy team, Westbrook made the right move, no question about it. If your team has the ability to run out the clock and you have the lead (even if you only lead by one point) you take it. You win the game. End of story. Why would you ever choose to go from a guaranteed victory to even a 1% chance of losing?

R.I.P. Redacted Redacted.

This just make me want to fuck him more. He's a good guy, not a douche at all.

My jersey is as much gameworn as his is.

@The Proverbial: Not with that haircut...

Is it wrong that I read the 7th item as "Florida State players will get off at the bowl game"?